every time i see a Jason Statham flick i want to go outside afterwards and punch someone in the throat then throw 'em off a roof. Chuck Norris' flicks make me sleepy. could Jason Statham kill Chuck Norris?
The question itself is inconceivable, as it's scientifically proven that Chuck Norris cannot be killed.
Chuck's a myth and he's old. he's got the web on his side and some cheesy Delta Force movies on his resume. NO chuck norris movie has EVER made me want to punch someone in the throat then throw 'em off a roof. EVER. i even didn't capitalize his name on purpose.
We're gonna need some personal descriptors and your next of kin to help identify the body once Mr. Norris reads this.
...laughing... if chuck showed up looking that fruitacular, i'd punch myself in the throat then throw me off a roof. maybe that's his true power.
Statham > Norris. By a bunch. Chuck can't drive for shit compared to Statham. Chuck didn't jump out of a plane with no chute and survive. Chuck has a bunch of geeks making things up about him on the net while Statham is attending motorcycle roadraces.
Chuck Norris could, on his last day on Earth at 117 years of age, kick Statham's ass plus the driver of the hearse on the way to the funeral home. Junkyard dogs have nothing on him. Don't ever forget it.
Chuck Norris is corny. Ever seen even 5 minutes of Walker Texas Ranger? I'd rather eat a turd covered in burnt hair than watch an entire episode. Statham all the way.