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Jason Statham vs Chuck Norris?

Discussion in 'General' started by james walker, Aug 31, 2011.

  1. james walker

    james walker beat down, broken & busted

    every time i see a Jason Statham flick i want to go outside afterwards and punch someone in the throat then throw 'em off a roof.

    Chuck Norris' flicks make me sleepy.

    could Jason Statham kill Chuck Norris?
     
    Last edited: Aug 31, 2011
  2. socalrider

    socalrider pathetic and rude

  3. Suburbanrancher

    Suburbanrancher Chillzilla

    The question itself is inconceivable, as it's scientifically proven that Chuck Norris cannot be killed.
     
  4. codzilla

    codzilla Well-Known Member

    Thou shall not slander Chuck Norris lest he be punched in the throat and thrown off a roof.
     
  5. H8R

    H8R Bansgivings in process

    What are you going to do when Chuck Norris passes away? He's 71.
     
  6. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner


    He'll just roundhouse kick his way out of his coffin like Beatrix Kiddo did in Kill Bill vol. 2
     
  7. james walker

    james walker beat down, broken & busted

    Chuck's a myth and he's old. he's got the web on his side and some cheesy Delta Force movies on his resume.

    NO chuck norris movie has EVER made me want to punch someone in the throat then throw 'em off a roof. EVER.

    i even didn't capitalize his name on purpose.
     
  8. socalrider

    socalrider pathetic and rude

    maybe you havent seen this picture:

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    /THREAD
     
  9. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Everyone knows Chuck Norris, what's a Statham?
     
  10. Suburbanrancher

    Suburbanrancher Chillzilla

    We're gonna need some personal descriptors and your next of kin to help identify the body once Mr. Norris reads this.
     
  11. james walker

    james walker beat down, broken & busted

    ...laughing...

    if chuck showed up looking that fruitacular, i'd punch myself in the throat then throw me off a roof. maybe that's his true power.
     
  12. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Statham > Norris. By a bunch. Chuck can't drive for shit compared to Statham. Chuck didn't jump out of a plane with no chute and survive. Chuck has a bunch of geeks making things up about him on the net while Statham is attending motorcycle roadraces.
     
  13. socalrider

    socalrider pathetic and rude

    perhaps your missing the All Denim gear? that shit is bulletproof.
     
  14. james walker

    james walker beat down, broken & busted


    holy hell, finally. some f@cking sense around here.
     
  15. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    I have never understood the fascination with Chuck Norris. Bruce Lee made him his bitch.
     
  16. Orvis

    Orvis Well-Known Member

    Chuck Norris could, on his last day on Earth at 117 years of age, kick Statham's ass plus the driver of the hearse on the way to the funeral home. Junkyard dogs have nothing on him.

    Don't ever forget it.:mad:
     
  17. rd400racer

    rd400racer Well-Known Member

    Chuck practiced, was friends and in a movie with Bruce Lee.

    That trumps all.

    Thread over.
     
  18. Scotty87

    Scotty87 Lacks accountability

    Chuck Norris is corny. Ever seen even 5 minutes of Walker Texas Ranger? I'd rather eat a turd covered in burnt hair than watch an entire episode.


    Statham all the way.
     
  19. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner



    maybe you haven't seen this more recent picture


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    /THREAD
     
  20. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Hmmm, Statham did drive those Audis with a license to Ill!

    I googled him
     

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