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I'm getting old... WTF

Discussion in 'General' started by Hyperdyne, Oct 22, 2007.

  1. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    So wise for one so young! :beer:
     
  2. Hater

    Hater Well-Known Member

    okay, now that was just TMI.
     
  3. dtalbott

    dtalbott Driving somewhere, hauling something.

    Lets you know not to stand behind him. :Poke:
     
  4. panthercity

    panthercity Thread Killa

    And in a few more years, you'll no longer be sure...
     
  5. icantslowdown

    icantslowdown Well-Known Member

    now i KNOW i'm getting old.

    i was up on the roof this summer fixing the chimney flashing, and i look over into my neighbor's yard and see his 18yr old daughter sunbathing topless. and i find myself thinking - "WTF kind of fertilizer he putting on his grass to make so goddamned green?"
     
  6. CorollaDude

    CorollaDude Beach Bum


    :stupid:

    I was reading foxnews.com and saw a story about how Britney Spears may be posing for Playboy and yawned, then saw a story on former CIA spy Valerie Plame on 60 Minutes and thought, "Man, I'd like to see her in Playboy."
     
  7. Chip

    Chip Registered

    :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
     
  8. dtalbott

    dtalbott Driving somewhere, hauling something.


    That might be a sign of more than getting old. :D
     
  9. Orvis

    Orvis Well-Known Member

    I get really tired when I think of getting a girl pregnant. The mental activity gets to me.
    Grasshopper. You have many years of gazing upon sweet young things ahead of you. Enjoy.:beer:
     
  10. Gigantic

    Gigantic Maverick Moto Media

    30 is the new 21- you hardly qualify as old. you've still got a few more years until you have to be responsible.
     
  11. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    30 is the new 21 only for people who are 30 and refuse to believe they're getting older.

    30 is 30, 40 is 40 and I don't wanna go backwards.
     
  12. Hyperdyne

    Hyperdyne Indy United SBK


    You speak this because instead of having kids, you had and Evelyne had racers...

    I can only imagine raising a Scott Russell, a Yates, A Disalvo,... And those were the well behaved ones.

    Of course, Sublet was your senile old Uncle :D
     
  13. Gigantic

    Gigantic Maverick Moto Media

    Unfortunately, for racers (especially after a few crashes..) 40 feels more like 60. It hurts!!!
     
  14. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    Kids are much easier than this group.
     
  15. Knarf Legna

    Knarf Legna I am not Gary Hoover

    The women I hear say that also believe 155 is the new 115.
     
  16. Putter

    Putter Ain't too proud to beg

    I was at my parent's house this weekend and I told my dad to turn down the radio so it wouldn't wake the baby up. :(


    On a side note..........lemme tell you about my five year old nephew on Saturday night. We were sitting by the fire and he said he had to go pee. I told him it was dark and he could go pee beside the shed. He said he was scared and wanted me to go pee with him. This is the conversation that followed.

    Chase - "Uggh, I need help."
    Me - "Wassa matter, buddy?"
    Chase - I can't get my pants down to pee."
    Me - "Undo the button and pull down the zipper."
    Chase - "Ugghh, it's a snap! If I can't get it off I can't get the little feller out and I will never be able to pee!"


    My nephew called his penis a "little feller". Man, I love that kid.
     
  17. GypsyRacing

    GypsyRacing V7 Gypsy

    At 41 I found myself saying the following recently.....

    I'm never going to Baby's R Us again.

    Those SOB's wouldn't honor this diaper coupon because the coupon said 142 box of Huggies and I tried to buy the 186 count in the bag...........WTF is the difference give my my $5 off......ok, let me talk to your manager...............fine..........Sir it says right here.....BOX.......that's spells Box. Un-f'n believable! That's it, NEVER AGAIN!

    LOL

    Oh and hey, you neighbor lady...........quit throwing your cigarette butts in my flower bed by the mailbox........and pick up your little dogs crap.........I mean come on..........I've seen squirrel Sh!t bigger than that, but still pick that up.....this is my house. I am sooooo gonna do a burn out infront of your house this weekend.........just wait.

    LOL

    :beer:
     
  18. ThrottleJock

    ThrottleJock Has been/Never was

    Right there with you at age 31. Big shocker for anyone who knows me is that I'm actually, finally going to pull the trigger. 3 days from now, to be exact. Me and the old lady are flying out to Vegas to make it happen. Hot, single women everywhere sigh...

    I've found myself strangely attracted to Adventure/Touring bikes lately. I'm all about a big KTM 950 or (maybe) GS with knobbies, racks, GPS and big aluminum saddlebags.

    I've made a list of things that I want to accomplish before I die. Not financial or career goals, things like going 240mph across the salt at Bonneville, riding from one side of Arizona to the other in the dirt the entire way, motorcycle tour from the Alps all the way south to the tip of Italy, and having one of those huge, custom barbeque grills installed and tiled in to finish off my patio (that I don't quite yet own).

    I would never CONSIDER shooting a gun or riding a motocross bike through my house anymore (both old party favorites of mine for those who know me on that level).

    I buy the extra insurance when I rent cars now, and I don't even seek out great spots to jump them (most of the time).

    Oh, and college chicks look super young. Almost dirty. I feel a little tinge of guilt when I cruise the college girl porn sites nowadays. WTF?

    My dad always says that you're as old as you act. He's a 58yr old motocrosser. I still look up to that old fart.
     
    Last edited: Oct 22, 2007
  19. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    :stupid: I like THIS guy, I WAS in a bad mood!

    My 21 year old lackey thinks I'm sick for saying how HOT all the MILFs at the local elementary school are! I'll point out a hot chick walking down the street and he'll say "Dude, she's like 12!" and I"ll reply with "Not her jackass, the one PUSHING THE STROLLER!"

    I'm sure when you're 40+, 30 seems great! But, I gotta tell ya, the first few miles of breaking in this 30 thing SUCKED! Now, ehh, not so bad. We went and saw our financial advisor earlier, and he mentioned me and girl gettin hitched :Puke: I was all light headed and pale with clamy hands and somewhat of a light sweat. There's about 20 min. of the meeting I don't really remember!!! I don't really like to rush things, I mean we only bought our house 2 1/2 years ago and we've only dated a short time like 13 1/12 years! I don't want things to got too serious, too quick.
     
    Last edited: Oct 22, 2007
  20. Repo Man

    Repo Man 50 years of Yamaha GP!!

    Damn, our oldest Son is now 28....... :(

    The Grandkids are 6 and 8.... :wow:

    Our youngest kid is 16... :eek:


    And I feel about 150.... :p
     

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