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If You Don’t Have a Dad, You’re a Bastard

Discussion in 'General' started by Resident Plarp, Jun 16, 2019.

  1. Resident Plarp

    Resident Plarp drittsekkmanufacturing.com

    C’mon, that was just an accident and it happened only twice.
     
  2. Bloodhound

    Bloodhound Well-Known Member

    ...did you have to make sure there wasn't a spark or connection of some kind?
     
  3. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    Please explain exactly how long you and your buddy’s balls touched? What was each your reactions when said balls did touch? Did any eye contact occur, no matter how short the length of time, when your balls touched? Apparently it was memorable for you? :Poke:
    He apparently did not have these rules, “back in college”. o_O

    Papa! You’re a moderator with some literary skills. I’m gonna need you to explain, exactly what’s not ok. Please choose your words like a verbal samurai.
    It’s depends on the actors and the acts involved. NTTAWWT

    :rtfrb: I also understand that a rule change has occurred in reference to eye contact and the duration of said eye contact. Too many variables
     
  4. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    I was under the impression that over-the-back high fives were acceptable. Those require eye contact.

    A rules referendum is in order.
     
  5. Bloodhound

    Bloodhound Well-Known Member

    Go to YouTube and search "Doin' it with my Bro- Key & Peele"...
     
  6. That’s pretty low, even by my standards ;-)
     
  7. cha0s#242

    cha0s#242 Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand

    Have Amazon deliver a vibrator to him and a note saying "the batteries must have leaked" :D
     
  8. Resident Plarp

    Resident Plarp drittsekkmanufacturing.com

    ^
    WINNER

    Next year, we'll get a Great American Challenge with a note that says;

    "Sorry, batteries must have it leaked.

    Love,

    Mom"

    That'll be worth screwing up my Amazon search/purchase history.

    This year, we went ahead and started sending pictures of penises in strange places with things like "this is your dad ... no this dick is your dad ... " So far, the best one has been one has been a photoshop of a dick on the mall in front of the Eiffel Tower. Where that was found, I have no idea. Best of all, the first text didn't go out until about 11pm last night and now, I'm afraid to pick up my phone.
     
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  9. cha0s#242

    cha0s#242 Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand

    Where's my chicken dinner ? :D
     
  10. JJJerry

    JJJerry Well-Known Member

    Eiffel towers are always encouraged.
     
  11. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    Embrace your inner ghey...:Poke:
     
  12. Resident Plarp

    Resident Plarp drittsekkmanufacturing.com

    Well, of course - it’s a tremendous show of respect, for the girl, I mean ... according to collegehumor.com if that place still exists.
     

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