If You Don’t Have a Dad, You’re a Bastard

Just man up and tell the kid the truth, that you are his father. And write a big support check.

 

Back in college, our balls touched while we were DP-ing some chick from Central. I know the bastard pretty well.

 

That’s an idea, but it’s something we like to do as a group text, you know, so we can all share a laugh. Plus, she doesn’t know who the father is. Could be anyone that visited Indian River back in the eighties.

And, his mom’s dead. We don’t make fun of her directly as that’s probably going too far.

 

Tell him he should have relations with his aunt, like John Stark did with Daenerys Targaryen.

 

TMI for christsakes.

 

That is not OK.

 

Bruh.

 

Wait.

Indian River Florida, circa 1986-87-88 perhaps?

 

Rules of a 3 way..

1. Stay on your end of the woman.
2. No contact of anything that is not male to female genitals.
3. No direct eye contact. You can look at the wall behind me..but not at me...

 

You assume they were DP’ing a dame...

 

Woman, Man, donkey or goat. Stay on your end.

 

And there is that bazinga moment. Dirty fuck

 

Methinks you’re confusing a DP with a spitroast...

 

Are you sure you're thinking through the mechanics of this correctly?

 

You want pictures?

 

Me thinks you may not understand the complete female anatomy.

 

Call it whatever you want as long as you are on the other end.

 

It's not gay in a three way.

 

Oh c’mon, be brave!

 

The More You Know!