I miss the days when....

....beers came with them pull tab tops. We used to bend them and hook them together and make necklaces and shit. Chicks dug it. They were awesome.

Well, except for when the ring came off but the tab didn't. Then you was stuck with a whole beer and no way to consume it. That sucked.

But, we'd just jam a screwdriver in them and shotgun them. THAT was awesome.

The end.

 

You spend a lot of time staring at the ceiling, like, hours on end, don't you dude?

But, I made many a necklace myself.

 

I get bored easy.

 

Wuss. We made room dividers.

 

Not in my mothers house you didn't! You come home from school and that shit would be gone.

 

Why don’t you find another color to paint your nails. Just a suggestion.

 

Paint 'em aluminum...then see if you can pull 'em out.

If not...screwdriver, jam it in there.

 

I bet you like drum brakes too ehh?

 

Hey now..

 

I thought you gave up da booze?

 

I can't see anywhere in the post where he said he was.

 

I wonder why?

 

Sol y Luna beer. Whole dang top pops off. In addition to that, it is a pretty dang good beer

 

The comments might be more enlightening, but the title is interesting...
Boredom is not a problem to be solved. It's the last privilege of a free mind | Gayatri Devi | Opinion | The Guardian

 

Wait, why is that familiar?

 

I was 15.

 

Well yeah.....but....I don't.......