I have been reduced to...

...watching the lawn mower races on Speedvision. Man the off season sucks. But the LeMans start is retty cool!

 

That's why God created the VCR! I have taped every decent race this season. Start a tape exchange.

 

i was forced to watch robocop2(bad) and a rerun nascar race

 

Sad, isn't it? I actually went to a store to buy fishing gear. Things have changed so much. I didn't realise there were so many different kinds of line and hooks...

 

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory...Oh the horror.

 

saw that one last night. the ompa-lumpas freak me out. they're worse than carnies


"nomads really, theve got small hands, smell like cabbage"

 

I checked under my bed for viscious knids before getting in last night

[This message has been edited by Greg Gabis (edited 11-20-2000).]

 

How about when the fat kid gets sucked up the tube, absolutely terrified me as a child.

 

<-- Hey look, it's the the bratty, gum-chewing girl.

 

Do you think a munchkin from wizard of oz could kick an umpa lumpa's ass.

 

Nope, the oompah loompas would win that one hands down. Don't screw with the orange dudes...

 

Obviously without racing we are nothing. Whatever happened to that winter series you talked about Sean? We could have run dirtbikes with studded tires at CMP this weekend!

 

.....Or you could wait till the season starts and do that at Roebling....again. You know. You & Jeff....a nack-nack competition.....Then again, Ed already told me that no, Jeff cannot run nobbies at Talladega (after his three, count 'em, three off-track excursions in ONE race at TGPR).

 

I'm damn hard to pass aren't I. Sucker!

 

don't let the head swell to big you will not be able to get your helmet on.
fat head!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Yeah, my G/F had it on the other day and it still gives me the creeps...

OT- taped races and football keeps me going. Its gonna be sweet when the GNF airs!

 

Who would win...Ompha Loompha vs Ditka @ Soldier Field in the middle of January?

Ditka by 21 with both legs strapped together.

Posted by Bill Swearingn..via Zanes!!

 

DITKA! DA COACH!

 

NO! NEVER! I will jump off the damn thing before THAT would ever happen again.

 

See, you and Jeff and Jeremy McGrath could get together & have burm jumping seminars all over the country. I really think I'm onto something here.