I am finally getting treated the way I deserve!

I was flying through Seattle on my way to work on Sunday. Went to get off the plane and a lovely young lady was waiting at the door with my name on an iPad. Of course my first thought was "Shit! What did I do?" but she asked if I would like a ride to the other terminal to catch my next plane. So down the stairs on the jetway we went and in to a shiny new Porsche Bacon. It is good to see that Delta finally realizes how "impotant" I am! But definitely a nice touch that made my flight to work just a little bit better.

 

Probably just a clever way for the NSA to keep track of a suspicious foreigner. Was her name 99 or something of the sort?

 

"Impotant" or "Impotent" ?

 

I turned 50 this year so take your pick...

 

I had to ride a bus from the plane to the terminal pressed close to a fat guy who got pissed when they made him put his shirt back on.

 

Philly terminal F?

 

Wait a minute.

Did I miss the part where you were cavity searched by someone looking like Mongo, but with a steroid problem?

Cuz if you're talking what you deserved...