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How do I prep for an eating contest?

Discussion in 'General' started by shakazulu12, May 24, 2018.

  1. track wagon

    track wagon MCAS MIRAMAR

    Truth
     
  2. track wagon

    track wagon MCAS MIRAMAR

    Mct is used to be injected with roids.
     
  3. shakazulu12

    shakazulu12 Well-Known Member

    Yup, that stuff is like brake cleaner for your gut. I don't even know where all that stuff was coming from and my abs have never looked better. But it was a brutal day.
     
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  4. Tristan

    Tristan Well-Known Member

    Mancake??? Is that like Beefcake?
     
  5. rd49

    rd49 Well-Known Member

  6. worthless

    worthless Well-Known Member

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  7. TLR67

    TLR67 Well-Known Member

    Dip them in water and eat.....
     
  8. TurboBlew

    TurboBlew Registers Abusers

    is there a time limit? Or any rule that says you cant vomit? :D
    I would be chewing gum between gorge sessions.
     
  9. justjohn620

    justjohn620 Well-Known Member

    Chew on something for long periods of time. Anytime I tried a food challenge my jaw always gave out before I was full.
     
  10. shakazulu12

    shakazulu12 Well-Known Member

    Hmmm, I don't think a time limit was discussed. Let me look up the place this is happening at. I think there may actually be one in their rules to get on the wall of fame. This place was on an episode of "Man vs Food" not that long ago.
     
  11. pjzocc

    pjzocc Well-Known Member

    I did the Tony Lukes cheesesteak challenge a couple years ago with my brother (5# cheesesteak that Man v Food did). Maintain a consistent pace. Don’t start off sprinting and take breaks. You’ll just bloat up. If you can get your hands on some metoclopramide take it about an hour prior. Helps with gastric emptying.

    Small sips of water for the bulky stuff.
     
  12. shakazulu12

    shakazulu12 Well-Known Member

    Update. I failed miserably.
     
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  13. vfrket

    vfrket Lost Member

    Details man, details!
     
  14. shakazulu12

    shakazulu12 Well-Known Member

    There really aren't many details. I sat down and they piled the three pancakes on my plate, mixed with banana chunks. After pancake number 1, I was actually thinking I had this no problem. Halfway through pancake number 2 I had slowed down a little, but was still running my mouth and thinking I was going to finish just fine. Then I hit a brick wall at pancake number 3. I got about five bites into that one and felt like I couldn't even breathe anymore. After staring and picking at small pieces for another 30 minutes or so, I finally threw in the towel to the ridicule of all my friends around me. Wearing a fitted shirt was also one of the dumbest things I ever did, I looked preggars the whole rest of the day and ended up bailing on drinking later in true bitchmade fashion.
     
  15. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Wait, you wanted to do an eating contest and couldn't even finish a short stack? :crackup:
     
  16. Yzasserina

    Yzasserina sound it out

    Wait, what? Three pancakes!? Oh hon. :oops:
     
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  17. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    Were they 2' in diameter?
     
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  18. shakazulu12

    shakazulu12 Well-Known Member

    Hey man, they were the size of pizza pans!
     
  19. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    What's your point? :D
     
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  20. Yzasserina

    Yzasserina sound it out

    Were they cooked through or some glommy yick dough? That matters.
     

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