@Dave K and the other sons of die Fatherland Have you heard in Germany people are panic buying sausages and cheese at incredible levels! Its a Wurst Kase scenario....
That was the worst joke ever. Sadly this thread will probably hit a hunnit pages of bad jokes. So I'll start.... Why didn't the elephant ride his bicycle? BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY THUMBS TO RING THE BELL! GET IT?
The World Health Organization (WHO) announced that dogs cannot get Covid-19. Dogs can be released from quarantine. I guess you could say that "WHO let the dogs out?" What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer? The taste. If things get real bad and you have to resort to cannibalism remember, Vegans first...they're the closest thing to grass fed. The kid I hired to pick up the poop in our yard just realized that we don't have a dog.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them looks at the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"