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Discussion in 'General' started by ChemGuy, Mar 18, 2020.

  1. ChemGuy

    ChemGuy Harden The F%@# Up!

    @Dave K and the other sons of die Fatherland

    Have you heard in Germany people are panic buying sausages and cheese at incredible levels!


















    Its a Wurst Kase scenario....
     
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  2. rd49

    rd49 Well-Known Member

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  3. ChemGuy

    ChemGuy Harden The F%@# Up!

  4. R1M370

    R1M370 Dr. P Ness

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  5. Johnny B

    Johnny B Cone Rights Activist

    May I bitch pop him?
     
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  6. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    Future brother in law runs a butcher shop.

    he’s out of cans since weeks.
     
  7. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Yes.
     
  8. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    That was the worst joke ever. Sadly this thread will probably hit a hunnit pages of bad jokes.

    So I'll start....

    Why didn't the elephant ride his bicycle?

    BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY THUMBS TO RING THE BELL!

    GET IT?
     
  9. ClemsonsR6

    ClemsonsR6 Well-Known Member

    How does NASA organize an event?





    They planet!
     
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  10. beechkingd

    beechkingd Well-Known Member

    What do you call Batman and Robin after they’ve been run over by a steam roller?










    Flatman and Ribbin
     
  11. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    What has four legs and eats ants?

    Two uncles!
     
  12. Banditracer

    Banditracer Dogs - because people suck

    :crackup: That's pretty good, gotta remember that one.
     
  13. rd400racer

    rd400racer Well-Known Member

    The World Health Organization (WHO) announced that dogs cannot get Covid-19. Dogs can be released from quarantine. I guess you could say that "WHO let the dogs out?"


    What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?


    The taste.



    If things get real bad and you have to resort to cannibalism remember, Vegans first...they're the closest thing to grass fed.



    The kid I hired to pick up the poop in our yard just realized that we don't have a dog.
     
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  14. scottn

    scottn Well-Known Member


    Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them looks at the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"
     
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  15. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    Whatever bloats your goat
     

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