Hey Broome! Broome! Woooooooo!

Saw these at the grocery a few minutes ago and immediately thought of you.

 

Looks gourmet.

 

It is not cheese.

 

Oh hell yes! Ima have to get me some of them.

 

Awesome...artificial cheese coated in artificial breading.

 

It's just a warmup for the artificial heart he'll need

 

I wonder what the chemical process is that turns powder to goo in the microwave. I mean I know how powder coating works so it has to be similar.

 

Y'all shutup.

 

I think they might even have two varieties of them. Government cheese flavored and Queso.

But who the f@ck knows, I lost interest right after posting the thread.

 

How much you want to bet if you sent them for analysis at a lab they'd find some completely non-food related things that Kraft added in there like arsenic or strychnine lol.

 

Please tell me you actually bought them. How could you pass them up?

 

More like candy corn or meth.

They want repeat business.

 

Passed. I don't like cheese, near cheese, cheese flavored bio food or soylent cheese all that much.

 

Bruh.

 

Nothing much in the world better than a block of Romano. Mmmmmm

 

Meh. Rembrandt aged Gouda.

 

Gjetost.

Wensleydale with apple pie.

 

Screw the cheese snobs.

 

If they're govn'ment cheese favored, they'll be the shit...or lack of. I'd try em' too, no one lives forever.

 

Wife gives me a hard time cause I like my philly with Cheese Whiz.
I am not much of a Velveeta fan though.