I could care less about the results. This shit is funny! Maybe you can fit the wife in the dishwasher...
Hmmm, I've never thought to name my dishwasher before. Kind of insulting that you chose a Latino name, but maybe you're onto something. Maybe I'll suggest that tomorrow "Hun, could you throw the dirty dishes into Jorge before going to bed"
If she throws helmets because he came home drunk, I can only imagine the consequences for washing the very same helmet in her dishwasher. Maybe she'd throw dishes at him! Most likely, using logical reasoning, she'd wash the bike... In the pool! Btw, Mrs. B, I mean it's your dishwasher, not because it's your job to do dishes, but because it makes your life easier. Otoh, Bodell, you know damn well something would be considered hers if you could in any way damage it by using it for purposes other than it's originally intended for. You know, man stuff.
I hear all of you chickens clucking in the hen house. Don’t try to project your inadequacies on me. I have no idea what the 2X4 reference was but I know what the rest of you are insinuating. I assure you that you have the wrong idea. My wife is a hot little firecracker and doesn’t take much shit. If you haven’t had a fight good enough to damage some collateral I say you and your old lady are boring.
I had plenty of fights in which my ex-wife damaged enough collateral to negate any equity, hence the "ex"! Here's the original 2x4 post in all of its glory: http://forums.13x.com/showpost.php?p=3442135&postcount=393 From the parent thread: http://forums.13x.com/showthread.php?t=281715&highlight=straight+frame I'll agree with Dave, throwing stuff is permitted with that one. :up: Ha! Assless chaps!
I'm still trying to figure out if she is a ginger, blonde or brunette. I see all three in the photo's, but aren't the gingers known to not take any chit?