That’s awesome. I don’t know if I should be proud or ashamed, but I so want to be in a situation like this so I can Broome someone.
"You ate all the pies, you ate all the pies, you fat bastard, you fat bastard, you ate all the pies" Often sung at footie matches in England, normally aimed at a player who looks like he's carrying a pound or two.
I wouldn't have even ate them. Ida waited till the boy and his bitchass mom were looking at me, then shitcanned them as I walked out.
C’mon. That little turd woulda just been grabbing free dumpster pies. Gotta get more creative. Plan ahead of time for optimal fuckedupness.
I would go donate them to a homeless shelter or something, but your way works, too. Edit: Your way is really more what I had in mind.
23 huh? I hope he really didn't actually eat them all. I plugged in the numbers and got the following for that.... Nutrition Facts Burger King - Apple Pie Servings: 23 Calories 5,520....Sodium 6,900 mg Total Fat 276 g....Potassium 0 mg Saturated 69 g....Total Carbs 690 g Polyunsaturated 0 g....Dietary Fiber 0 g Monounsaturated 0 g....Sugars 529 g Trans 0 g Protein 46 g Cholesterol 0 mg
Oooooh, the "Dutch" Apple Pie is even better, I hope it was those that he actually ate Nutrition Facts Burger King - Dutch Apple Pie Servings: 23 Calories 7,820....Sodium 7,130 mg Total Fat 322 g....Potassium 0 mg Saturated 138 g....Total Carbs 1173 g Polyunsaturated 0 g....Dietary Fiber 0 g Monounsaturated 0 g....Sugars 575 g Trans 0 g Protein 69 g Cholesterol 0 mg
