Gywneth Paltrow's New Vagina Scented Candle

front to back

 

her people have been talking to me about her next scented candle

 

And next will be a taint scented candle. It will be sold in stores, will be on display in the middle of the vagina and poop scented ones.

 

I always tought Gwyneth was hot, but her recent series of documentaries on Netflix (Goop Lab something) seem to demonstrate she's batshit crazy, in the Hollyweird kinda not good way.

 

Would you light her candle though?

 

I’d certainly douse her vaginal flame

 

I think, Hollywood has demonstrated, the more successful they become, the more crazy they become.

 

Visible flames not good.
DO
NOT
SEEK
THE
TREASURE

 

Yes I would, and would've done her Mom in her day also!

 

With a flamethrower, yes.

 

I guess if you think big bird is hot than she's hot.

 

Riiiiight....

Another one that prefers real wimmins.

 

Well.. I do have a very specific set of criteria. Firstly that if she isn't a red head or, at the very least auburn, then she's not even in the running.

 

So you're saying maybe....

 

Depends on how much he romances me.

 

He must be rich.....

 

Which one of you is pitching and which one is catching? NTTAWWT

 

Someone on this forum once told us all to never, ever look up "docking" in the urban dictionary. Yes, you guessed it. I went straight there. I have learned to curb my curiosity.

 

Must.........heed...........warning............trying..........to..........resist............oh dammit,fine.Im looking it up.