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Gywneth Paltrow's New Vagina Scented Candle

Discussion in 'General' started by Razr, Jan 14, 2020.

  1. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

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  2. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    Or eating them.
     
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  3. baconologist

    baconologist Well-Known Member

    that’s your job crayola
     
  4. Jed

    Jed mellifluous

    He's a marine?
     
  5. rd49

    rd49 Well-Known Member

    Say what you will but she is a marketing genius and had to know a bunch of dumbasses would buy these things. :bow:
     
  6. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    Bull Shyt! It was a couple of dumb asses who brought out the entire stock.
     
  7. rd49

    rd49 Well-Known Member

    You confessing?
     
  8. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    Beeb rule, never confess shyt! :beer:
     
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  9. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Big Bird sells a cooter candle and people buy it? What next, special officer doofy finger scented candles?
     
  10. cha0s#242

    cha0s#242 Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand

    I ain't going after him.
     
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  11. Shenanigans

    Shenanigans in Mr.Rogers neighborhood

  12. baconologist

    baconologist Well-Known Member

    Kids these days :rolleyes:
     
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  13. tzrider

    tzrider CZrider

    It will probably outsell the other guy's steak idea by a bit....
     
  14. Raceless man

    Raceless man Well-Known Member

    I burnt my nose hairs. I think I will contact a lawyer.
     
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  15. Razr

    Razr Well-Known Member

    At least you were diving in with your nose first and not your tongue!
     
  16. cha0s#242

    cha0s#242 Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand

    This just in :
    The entire stock was bought off by a certain Mr. Herbie Versmells.
     
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  17. Funkm05

    Funkm05 Dork

    This just won the internet. :crackup::crackup::crackup:
     
  18. rd400racer

    rd400racer Well-Known Member

  19. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

  20. ChemGuy

    ChemGuy Harden The F%@# Up!

    All you candle owners make sure you swipe with a wipe before using.
     

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