Gywneth Paltrow's New Vagina Scented Candle

Seriously....and it sold out at $75....https://brobible.com/culture/article/rock-response-gwyneth-paltrow-vagina-candle/

 

Colbert?

 

Leave it to hollyweirdos.......

 

Buncha incels supplementing the youpron video with scent.

 

I’d take a whiff

 

Why would you need a reminder of someone else you won't tap?

 

I never thought going to the strip club and ending up with the same results would be a bargain.

 

Yea me too, I'd offer to inspect the candle scent against her koochie scent, just to make sure the advertising is correct.

 

The one next to it smells like crap

 

My favorite comment I saw on Twitter... "Candle for sale, slightly used."

 

All vaginas, are not created equal!

 

Cite!

 

See?!

No, wait. I was wrong. They are all equal.

 

You can buy a candle and a 3 day old filet of cod for less and get the same results.

 

I'm not sure but you may need to explain what will be done to that 3 day old filet of cod.

 

That’s pure genius and damn funny.

 

Nothing. Just leave it on the counter next to the candle. It will generate it's own scent.

 

I thought you were using said 3 day old cod as a "fifi".

I stand corrected.

 

The rock.....lol

 

What's a "fifi"?

Nevermind. I probably don't wanna know.