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From the road...

Discussion in 'General' started by dtalbott, Jun 1, 2016.

  1. dtalbott

    dtalbott Driving somewhere, hauling something.

    I thought about you last night.

    Had a female approach my truck. Not terrible looking, just extremely high mileage looking.

    First thing she said was that she was not a lot lizard, but wanted to know if I would vote for her.

    I told her not now and she left.

    Is "voting" some kind of code?
     
  2. assjuice cyrus

    assjuice cyrus Well-Known Member


    That's a new one to me if it is...


    I deal with drivers all day, and some of the stories are something meat head couldnt even come up with. But never heard that one.
     
  3. BSA43

    BSA43 Well-Known Member

    You could ask a truck stop employee.
     
  4. dtalbott

    dtalbott Driving somewhere, hauling something.

    Most of them don't know crap about anything outside the store.
     
  5. condon66

    condon66 Member well known

    You didn't ask what party she leans toward? I would have had a little fun with the question till she got disgusted and left. If you say yes then she asks for a "donation" then you know she's a lizard!:D
     
  6. dtalbott

    dtalbott Driving somewhere, hauling something.

    She tried to hand me some pamphlet that had seen better days. It was probably her price sheet.

    I wouldn't touch that, either.
     
  7. condon66

    condon66 Member well known

    Eeewwwh....yeah....I wouldn't want to touch that! :Puke:
     
  8. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    This post is useless without pictures of said alledged "extremely high mileage" female.
    Or at the very least, a # of×idb rating.
     
  9. BSA43

    BSA43 Well-Known Member

    I gathered that number was negative.
     
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  10. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    Not entirely
     
  11. dtalbott

    dtalbott Driving somewhere, hauling something.

    Did you ever stay overnight in a place, and something just didn't feel right? I mean, nothing was obviously wrong, but something was off.
     
  12. RRP

    RRP Kinda Superbikey

    Detroit...


    :crackup:
     
  13. plater1

    plater1 former porn star

    New Jersey.
     
  14. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    Your lot lizard was a chameleon?
     
  15. 418

    418 Expert #59


    You know for all the places I've stayed in I never have had that feeling. Hell, been staying at the Chicago Loves here last two days (the only Loves I've seen a security guard at...) and the folks here couldn't be more nice.
     
  16. dtalbott

    dtalbott Driving somewhere, hauling something.

    This was the Petro in Beaumont, TX. It just didn't feel right.
     
  17. plater1

    plater1 former porn star

    Better parking options in Baytown.
     
  18. dtalbott

    dtalbott Driving somewhere, hauling something.

    Hours were low. Running on recap hours to Pennsylvania.
     
  19. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    Yup, Poconos, late 90's reserved a motel room, sight unseen for the Formula USA races. Morning couldn't arrive fast enough but I didn't think I was gonna see the light of day. The room had no phone of it's own. There was a spider web filled phone booth all the way down by the rental office. Learned my lesson with that frightful experience.

    Oh, please share!
     
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