Just incase anyone had any french inventory they need to get rid of--- www.nowewe.com Gave up French Toast for breakfast Gave up French Fries for Lunch No french bread for dinner and told my girlfriend no french kisses.
You can still have it: You call it Freedom Toast and make it out of USA eggs and bread. Call them Freedom Fries made from Idaho potatoes and GA veg oil. And it Italian bread for dinner. just slip her the tongue instead.
I'm a Horn player. "French" is a label that got stuck onto the name, even though it is totally incorrect. It is called a "French Horn" only in the US, UK and Canada, and only by the ignorant. In the rest of the world (and by its players) it's called a Horn. The valved Horn was invented in Germany, NOT in France.
Famous People On France "France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes." ----Mark Twain "Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France." ----Author unknown "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." --- General George S. Patton "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." --Norman Schwartzkopf "We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." ---- Marge Simpson "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" ---Jacques Chirac, President of France "As far as France is concerned, you're right." ---Rush Limbaugh, "The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee." --- Regis Philbin "The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know." --- P.J O'Rourke (1989) "You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it." ---John McCain,U.S. Senator from Arizona "You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He IS French" _ --Conan O'Brien "I don't know_ why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!" _ ---Jay Leno "The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." --David Letterman