Fredo is the equivalent to the N Word to Italians apparently

You're not gonna believe this -- never gone. And it's a 3 minute walk from my house.

I can't believe it either.

Thing is... once I do it, I'll have one hell of a time staying away and I need my clothes to keep fitting... along with my custom kangaroo suit. I'm 42, I can't get away with that shit anymore. 3-4 trips to the creamy whip a week would become routine and I'd be screwed. So as ridiculous as it sounds, I'm playing the "ignorance is bliss" card.