Ford Bronco

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I had this idea that the reveal video should have been done by Michael Bay and used footage of the chase from the previous Bronco. Then CGI a big jump and some explosions, then have the transformers sound happen and it suddenly became the new one and got away.

Okay fine, I was drinking while looking at the Bronco website last night........

 

They originally scheduled the reveal for OJ's birthday but after that went viral they pushed it out a few days.

 

I just read that.

 

I thought it was the anniversary date of the actual freeway chase?

Nope, just googled it. You think that was truly an accident?

 

https://www.roadandtrack.com/new-cars/a32932738/2021-ford-bronco-reveal-delayed/

 

Whether it went viral ahead of time or not, wouldn't that have been fairly bad optics to do something like that?

 

"Reserve your bronco now, and we'll throw in a set of fine leather driving gloves, guaranteed to fit"

 

Buddy and I have been coming up with license plate ideas all morning. So far the leading candidates:

NOT OJ
ACQUIT
NTGLTY
IDIDIT

 

Winner

 

juiced
Bldyglv
Heisman

 

And Bruno Magli driving shoes

 

I NEED one of those. They look like a home run to me.

 

NOCATCH
ITSMEAC
JUST AC
COLD AC

 

DZNOTFT

 

A year long subscription of juice. Dumbass.

 

UMSTAQT

 

I always get ads for Jeeps because those algorithms know I sorta want one. But now when I see those ads, it looks so outdated and square. A picture of a Jeep used to be the idea of freedom and fun, now it’s so blah...

 

I wanted a Jeep, then I drove one

 

You got me, I don't know what the hell that sentence means.