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For the FTP's amongst us

Discussion in 'The Dungeon' started by ryoung57, Jan 27, 2014.

  1. nigel smith

    nigel smith Well-Known Member

  2. XFBO

    XFBO Well-Known Member

    In this case, can't imagine it'd go beyond a month, if so, they may just reassign them to desk duty. I have to imagine Dayton PD is a decent sized agency, 6 guys won't be missed too much.
     
  3. scottn

    scottn Well-Known Member



    Those six might be missed...
     
  4. Fonda Dix

    Fonda Dix Well-Known Member

    According to the city they have 510 officers total which includes detectives, leadership and desk jocks.
     
  5. XFBO

    XFBO Well-Known Member

    Valid point.....

    These guys only took 30 seconds to respond after that first shot, while everyone ran away they ran towards him but let's not miss a beat in here.....FTP!
     
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  6. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    I know there's a joke thread, but...

    Joke

    A woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

    The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk & asked, 'What's your hurry?'

    She replied, 'I'm late for work.'

    'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'

    'I'm a Rectum Stretcher,' she responded.

    The cop stammered, 'A what?............

    'A Rectum Stretcher!'

    'And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'

    'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger in the rectum, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet'

    'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?' he asked.

    'You give him a radar gun & park him behind a bridge...
     
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  7. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

  8. Banditracer

    Banditracer Dogs - because people suck

  9. ryoung57

    ryoung57 Off his meds

  10. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    I only visit the dungeon when there is absolutely nothing else is going on in general. :beer:
     
  11. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

  12. ryoung57

    ryoung57 Off his meds

  13. Banditracer

    Banditracer Dogs - because people suck

  14. ryoung57

    ryoung57 Off his meds

  15. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Makes me wonder if the cop even did a roadside test at all.

    Or if the bird was high as fuck :crackup:
     
  16. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

  17. ryoung57

    ryoung57 Off his meds

    I’m not sure even Blart can find a way to justify that one. I predict it’ll be “all quiet on the joisey front”.
     
  18. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    Just goes to show that there are cops
    who don't belong on the job.
     
  19. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

  20. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    Well...let's not race to judgement and wait for all the facts to come in. :D
     
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