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Discussion in 'The Dungeon' started by H8R, Dec 8, 2011.

  1. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

  2. Orvis

    Orvis Well-Known Member

    Venom, you're just going to have to accept that the closer she gets to delivery day, the more rude she will get. Nothing is funny when women get this close and this uncomfortable. Poor Dern has to live with it all the time. That 15 or 20 minutes of fun is going to cost the hell out of him from now on. :)
     
  3. Funkm05

    Funkm05 Dork

    15 - 20 ... feeling generous today, aren't we? :Poke: :D
     
  4. pickled egg

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    Begging for it can be fun. :D
     
  5. Funkm05

    Funkm05 Dork

    I prefer to call the begging time "foreplay" - and I didn't count that in the 15-20. I suppose it's a plausible number, then. :D
     
  6. CausticYarn

    CausticYarn Well-Known Member

    I prefer S&M at this point...

















    I sleep and he masturbates. :p
     
  7. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    Just remember he was born with the best girl friend he ever had. :D
     
  8. Funkm05

    Funkm05 Dork

    As someone with a 3-month old at home right now ... I'm all too familiar with that approach. :(
     
  9. CausticYarn

    CausticYarn Well-Known Member

    Darren. Come get me, I am bored. I will buy BWWs.

    Maybe I will have an Irish Sett...uh... red head waiting for you when you get home.
     
  10. CausticYarn

    CausticYarn Well-Known Member

    Can I have a puppy?
     
  11. Funkm05

    Funkm05 Dork

    If that's code, I'm sure he'll oblige. :D
     
  12. CausticYarn

    CausticYarn Well-Known Member

    Jesus said he loves you.
     
  13. CausticYarn

    CausticYarn Well-Known Member

    No, the dog he bought me doesn't like me.
    I want one that will like me.
    He is probably going to steal the baby from me too.
     
  14. Funkm05

    Funkm05 Dork

    Nah, you'll be fine. Our dog has always liked me more than my wife. The 3-month old daughter on the other hand, well ... mom has the boobs and the past 3 months with her. So far, I'm losing. So, night time means she's cuddling with the kiddo and I'm snuggled up with the dog. You'll have a huge leg up. ;)
     
  15. pickled egg

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  16. CausticYarn

    CausticYarn Well-Known Member

    Can I have a unicorn that poops Skittles?
     
  17. CausticYarn

    CausticYarn Well-Known Member

    Can I have this?

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  18. pickled egg

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    We're not zoned for it.
     
  19. CausticYarn

    CausticYarn Well-Known Member

    I will give you this:

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  20. CausticYarn

    CausticYarn Well-Known Member

    Jesus says he really loves you.
     

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