Venom, you're just going to have to accept that the closer she gets to delivery day, the more rude she will get. Nothing is funny when women get this close and this uncomfortable. Poor Dern has to live with it all the time. That 15 or 20 minutes of fun is going to cost the hell out of him from now on.
I prefer to call the begging time "foreplay" - and I didn't count that in the 15-20. I suppose it's a plausible number, then.
Darren. Come get me, I am bored. I will buy BWWs. Maybe I will have an Irish Sett...uh... red head waiting for you when you get home.
No, the dog he bought me doesn't like me. I want one that will like me. He is probably going to steal the baby from me too.
Nah, you'll be fine. Our dog has always liked me more than my wife. The 3-month old daughter on the other hand, well ... mom has the boobs and the past 3 months with her. So far, I'm losing. So, night time means she's cuddling with the kiddo and I'm snuggled up with the dog. You'll have a huge leg up.