Dude... you could have just bought yourself a hooker with that $$$

At least you'd know for sure you'd be getting laid

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/02/1...one-for-each-girl-at-school.html?intcmp=hpbt4

 

"His girlfriend is okay with it".....Bull...shit!!! She just cant say anything without coming across as a total douche.

 

Some,of the comments are freaking hilarious.

 

If they ever get married he's going to put a ring on every girl in the church's finger.

 

Y'all got this backwards. His pimp game is strong. Really think he's gonna have trouble getting laid when he just sent out a bat signal to 900 girls. Shiiiit.

 

Eh, it's just Cortez showing low level game to his kid.

 

A pimp doesn't give out money to his hoes....he collects. This guy is the anti-pimp.

 

"Bernie says that boy has too much money and it must be confiscated and handed over to Tyrone"

 

Oh he'll be collecting alright.

Collecting them digits. Fool.

 

Possibly...from the very desperate chicks. Handing out a flower to every chick in school is not the move of a master player, its the move of a pussy beggar.

 

Women love getting flowers because it makes them feel special. When every single chick around you is holding the same flower, you ain't special anymore.

 

Couldn't the same be said for what's between their legs?

 

Don't hate the playa, hate the game bruh.

 

Broome in High School!! Because nobody else thought of it, he f'ing wins!!!

 

He bought them carnations....let's not get out of hand. It was a cheap investment for what could be a very good return.

 

He is the president of the drama club, his pimp game is for the dudes in school.

 

".....what I had said was I'm in the math club, uh, the Latin, and the physics club... physics club."

 

I have to feel like he would have had a better chance of getting laid if he would have given 900 carnations to 1 girl, rather than 1 carnation to 900 girls. Especially considering all of those girls are in the same school.

 

Carnations ain't gonna get him laid. Everybody know's you gotta do roses.