Divorce help - God Damn Epidemic

Intolerable Cruelty.

 

He's in California. The state recognizes their union as a legal marriage. They would have to live separately, not wear rings, etc.

 

Thanks!

 

Absolutely correct when each party doesn't have a separate attorney.

 

Great flick.

 

Is it a How To/Self Help documentary?

 

George Clooney does great in this one.
Very funny, but very dry.

 

Never seen the movie but I just read the plot. Looks pretty good! Each party, in each of the marriages, has wealth though. So that puts it out of touch for us non-actors. A true rom-com though.

 

The Brazilian girl is coming tomorrow and hinting marriage. Not hinting saying I want to marry you. Avoiding it like the plague. She doesn't actually want to come to the US, she is a dentist in Brazil with her own office and employees. She wants to get married so I can live there or in Europe because she has a Portuguese passport and has lived in France and can speak fluently. Says she will sign any pre nup I show her. But I really hate the thought of marriage, I'm 42 she just had her 44 birthday crying how she has never been married and getting old. I just can't do it, be an interesting next couple of days.

 

I can’t remember, was Lorena Bobbitt Brazilian? Something to ponder.

 

Nice knowing ya Cap'n. You'll be missed.

 

At least Lorena did it publicly and made it known, have a feeling women have been chopping guys balls of about 1/16 inch a year for the last hundred years. South American girls are cool, want to cook and clean and take care of you, I cook and clean for her not the same way as princess American girls, you do everything for me, and what more can you do for me, and thats not good enough, I want more

 

Marry her and move to England with her.....she's a dentist...they NEED dentists in England maybe more than any other country in the world. ;-)

 

Pic foo!

 

Brazilian/ Portugal passport, last girlfriend I had was from London, Kind of opposites when I told her its normal to get a teeth cleaning twice a year, x rays, braces, ect. And she told me basically you don't go to the dentist till somethings wrong.

 

wait... wait...


she wants to marry YOU? and she knows that you're basically a drunken pirate and have actual treasure stashed in multiple countries like a pirate? just start singing yo-ho yo-ho when she brings it up.

 

Of???

 

Shes a cool girl, just her in a sailing school in brazil right before I got there, no sleazy shots or bragging with this one