Divorce help - God Damn Epidemic

Dayummm!
Shots fired!!

 

This is funny but an unnecessary expenditure that could be used as an exhibit in court. Stranger things can happen.

 

Ask her.

 

Cold.

 

I don't know that she ever referred to herself in that way. Only that she was quite forthcoming in describing her past.

So since we know that you described her in that way, what did you mean?

 

Talking to you makes me feel like Jeremiah the bullfrog. Since you've never understood a single thing I've said, let's not waste our time.

 

If I've not understood a single thing you've said, you must be a spectacularly incompetent teacher.

Enough with the theater of absurd.

My point is this; I don't know that I've ever been referred to as an object, or a collection of objects. I think I wouldn't take well to it. Would you?

 

Here we go.

 

I usually have a yuuge eyeroll that goes with that when I say it to my wife.
Always works out spectacularly

 

Men hate these conversations.

"I've been thinking about something and I have a question for you".

Oh shit.

 

Promise?

 

As much as I hate to deprive you of your entertainment, I'm afraid that the forum's self appointed conscience will just have to pass judgement without me. I find her tiresome and predictable, and will not be engaging.

 

I loved that song when I was little.Ma always making me sing it,and I would happily oblige.
Joy to the fishes in the big blue sea,and Joy to you and me!

 

At least your brakes work.

 

Never

Ever a correct answer. Polarize your hull plating and hope for T'pol to pull off a miracle.

 

Right with you on that. Not because I know Yazz or the history. Just that, as guys, we all know a grenade was being launched.

So, no, my comment wasn't really about seeking entertainment. In fact, my condensed comment is "explained" nicely by those of @In Your Corner and @motoboy .

 

It's contextual. And stuff.

 

Thump, thump, thump, is this thing on?
I'm hurt...