Did you pay the heated seats bill?

If that’s what you do to toughen your hands up, you’re doing it wrong

 

No .. I juggle flaming charcoal briquettes after making dinner on the Weber . But each to their own .

 

I play golf with corded grips and without a glove. My hands are plenty calloused..........but I'd still like some adjustability on my steering wheel heat

 

While it passed, it hasn’t gone into effect yet and the manufacturers have already started the challenges and workarounds, effectively mitigating it.

 

I was alive at a time when if you weren't home, Mizz Vernon would answer the party line and write down a message and walk down to the road & leave it in your mailbox for you to pick up when you got home.

 

Did you ride a brontosaurus to school, both ways, uphill, in the snow?

You know, before they said they were really apatasauruses?

 

Ribbed...."for her pleasure"

 

Shhhh….it’s kind of fun watching people try to out-geezer each other.

 

Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.

 

I’d be willing to bet real money , if it weren’t for the two young ones .. you would not know that fact either .. .. it’s amazing what elders can learn from their offspring ..
and it’s Apatosaurus by the way

 

Thanks for the correction, Methuselah

 

I can’t even imagine how much pain he was in at his age and didn’t end up killing himself , like 800 years earlier.

 

Wouldn't the ones that lived in what's now Canadia be Apatosorry?

 

Just make 'em throw in a subscription to errythang at purchase for as long as you can get them to, then just buy a new one when the freebies expire.

Rinse & repeat.

You're welcome.

 

Shit. Ok that actually sounds like a good idea.

 

Pluto is a fucking planet and nobody asked the God damned Brontosauruses if they were okay with a name change!

 

Wait a minute. It's your birthday. Go buy yourself a PPK. Don't come back until you have one.

 

I should tell the wife to get me one. She always complains because she never knows what to get me.

Which leads her to cheating. She will claim some shit I already got is/will be my birthday present.

Like today she said “You ordered the RSQ8, it will be your present”.

I’m like “Hang on, that’s some bullshit right there. I was getting that car anyway. That doesn’t count”.

 

Maybe the brontosaurus’s are trannies ... and now self identify as Apato’s