Diamonds are NOT a girl's best friend..

Discussion in 'The Dungeon' started by rcarson15, Mar 6, 2019.

  1. rcarson15

    rcarson15 Well-Known Member

  2. ineedanap

    ineedanap Well-Known Member

    I like how this goes straight to the dungeon without a visit to general. :)
     
  3. Potts N Pans

    Potts N Pans Well-Known Member

    "According to local media, complications during surgery proved fatal for the Belgian-Israeli dual national and he suffered a heart attack when a substance was injected into his penis."

    This is what happens when something is foced into something that is designed to eject (ejact ;))
     
  4. R Acree

    R Acree WTF

    So now he dies with everyone knowing he was under endowed. What a legacy.
     
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  5. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

    Which raises the obvious question.....


    Would you rather be a billionaire with a micro penis or be broke, maybe not even broke lets just say down on your luck, but have a monster schlong?
     
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  6. beac83

    beac83 13

    Silicone injections kill a number of folks each year.

    Sad.
     
  7. HPPT

    HPPT Admin/Mod

    You'd have enough money to hire porn stars to flatter your dong. And plenty of money leftover for bikes, cars, racetracks, airplanes… Is that even a question?
     
  8. Chino52405

    Chino52405 Well-Known Member

    Take the money and be happy non-pornstars will let you try 2xitb
     
  9. SGVRider

    SGVRider Well-Known Member

    In the generically framed question sense, you’re absolutely correct. I think a better question is this. Would you rather be that 4 foot billionaire who thought he was under endowed or a random broke big dick dude?

    This guy was having his accountant read out his bank balance 3 times daily to lift his spirits. Which while hilarious is pretty sad. Homeboy had some issues and sounds like he was tremendously unhappy even with his billions, I wouldn’t have traded places. Not enough money in the world would make we want to be him or Whacko Jacko.
     
  10. Dan Dubeau

    Dan Dubeau Well-Known Member

    I wouldn't want to trade place, but I wouldn't mind meeting somewhere in the middle. I'll take on a bit more vanity, and self image problems for a healthier bank account balance and a smaller dick. Being a broke yet confident big dick guy ain't all it's cracked up to be ya know.
     
  11. SGVRider

    SGVRider Well-Known Member

    Sounds good to me. If I were a billionaire I definitely think I’d buy a huge penis too though. Not because I don’t love mine, but it’d be pretty cool to have a 12 inch dong. Stir drinks for members of your harem at parties, do sock puppet shows with it, get into arguments with people and just put your huge ass dick on the table to end them. Nip/Tuck style. Then have your accountant read out your bank balance as the coup de grace. It’d be less improving negative self image and more becoming even more awesome.
     
  12. TSWebster

    TSWebster Well-Known Member

    I've experienced one side of this.
    Can I try being a billionaire now?


    :crackup:
     
  13. joec

    joec brace yourself

    I'd like to hear the female side. Lol.
     
  14. Dan Dubeau

    Dan Dubeau Well-Known Member

    It would appear that money can't buy you ahppiness
     
  15. R Acree

    R Acree WTF

    It is.
     
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  16. jrsamples

    jrsamples Banned

    :crackup:
    But, they break easily.
     
  17. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    You misspelled "hap-penis".
     
  18. peakpowersports

    peakpowersports Well-Known Member

    Dude may have had more than enough, but its clear from his other actions that he was just a low self esteem, self loathing kinda a guy. No matter how big it is, how tall he is, or how much cash he has, he more than likely would always feel small and inadequate. Cash can fix most everything except mental health.

    I'd take a tiny one and billions. Could give a shit less about the size of my junk - after all, the only person it has to please is me. I'm sure I could have a flock of 10's ready to service me while floating on my 90 meter yacht!
     
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  19. Redrodent1

    Redrodent1 Well-Known Member

    Tiny is one thing. "Micro penis" is another entirely :eek:
     
  20. SGVRider

    SGVRider Well-Known Member

    Fucking a chick 3 times in succession isn’t giving her 12 inches bro. It’s not like multiplication. :D
     
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