Went to my local Target today for some stuff. Ain't been in a couple of months. Last time I was there, they were doing a renovation. Kinda got on my nerves, so I avoided the place. Till today. And I am NOT fucking happy. So, I walk in and am immediately met with a very nice looking entryway, buggy corral (with new buggies), and cash register area. Pretty spiffy it was. I was impressed. Then I turned left to head into the snackbar area. They have the BEST fucking popcorn. Me and my kids always get some when we go. Been doing that since they were knee high to a grasshopper. The same ol lady has been working there for years. She always pops us up some fresh cause she knows us. Except, as I turned to roll in, I noticed something was wrong. The snack bar was gone. In it's place was a fancy ass coffee/pastry type place. Manned by a punk ass kid chick with an I-phone jammed in the back pocket of her skinny jeans. We had this conversation.... Me: Where the hell's the snack bar? Her: They changed it to a coffee shop. Me: Well that blows. Where's the old woman that used to work it? Her: In sporting goods. Me: Eff. So, got any popcorn? Her: No sir, they got rid of it. Me: That REALLY effing blows. Her: Haha yep. The end.
Yes tattoos. Some forearm shit. Like roses and vines and cool sayings and shit. But, she was 20 or some shit. I wasn't there for the young gals, I was going to check out MILFS. Plus, she had major muffin top going on. And heavy eyeliner. Not my thing.
A friend told me that that's were he bought you that magnificent Lorenzo GOAT statue that you received from Secret Santa
Target made a made ass of themselves when they "invaded" Canada with a huge investment to open a ton of stores and then closed all of them two years later.
I don't know how they're still in business. Target= Walmart for people that think they're too classy to shop Walmart.
I haven’t been in a Target in a while. Do they still have those stupid red balls at the entrance. Never quite understood those.