Poor Hobbits...no shoes, no entry...they shall not pass. Oh, how they must be envious of the Elven dance hall...they so love to dance. Them big fuckin' feet, slappin' every byte of that techno-beat. And the disco ball...a disco ball! Pure Nirvana, I say.
Of the 11 watches in that article there were a few I would wear. The Astronomia watches are interesting art pieces nobody will wear. The UR-T8 is a big nope.