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Dating a girl out of your league???

Discussion in 'General' started by Captain Morgan, Nov 27, 2022.

  1. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    Any of you guys have done this and be successful? Was visiting my brother for Thanksgiving, on my last day there my brothers wife invited this girl over, knowing my life and job. Anyways, beautiful girl, smart, has her shit together. I'm 3 days unshaved, a t shirt, and shorts. We talk, her english is better than my spanish. So she texted me late last night. Called me but didn;t answer based on the fact that hot girls are used to everyone picking up a phone and asking their requests Turns out she is kind of a big deal
     
  2. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Dating out of your league?
    No such thing (unless YOU believe it).
     
  3. Jon Wilkens

    Jon Wilkens Well-Known Member

    Well...since you are already playing games with her...I'd say probability of success very low.
     
  4. Banditracer

    Banditracer Dogs - because people suck

    Why are you even asking, we all know you have no desire for a serious relationship and settling down. So why is this one any different than all the others you've banged and left ?
     
  5. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    Trust me been bouncing around the world for the last 20 years with girls from every Country, just had a Brazilian Girlfriend dentist for almost 2 years, but this one makes me nervous
     
  6. britx303

    britx303 Boomstick Butcher…..

    Pussy.
     
  7. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Why...is she a vasectomy surgeon?
     
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  8. Razr

    Razr Well-Known Member

    Uh oh.....he's in LOVE:cool:
     
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  9. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    Its not a g
    No game, no girl in the world respects a guy that is chasing he
    I'm trying to, scared to ask her age because she'll know mine. But already does with my twin brothers wife
     
  10. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    43, no kids, Drink to much, like wheelies but not stupid
     
  11. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    might be, but it will be the same replayed story, I live in the Bahamas and she lives there
     
  12. britx303

    britx303 Boomstick Butcher…..

    Just tap it and leave it. Knock ‘er off the hi-horse. Done. :D
     
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  13. tony 340

    tony 340 Well-Known Member

    Welcome to high school

    Congrats, some other dude is smashing what should have been your poon

    Your sister in law handed you a golden ticket dude.
     
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  14. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    Thanks, got sappy and emotional for a minute!
     
  15. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    was 400 miles away, if she got laid, great for her
     
  16. Shenanigans

    Shenanigans in Mr.Rogers neighborhood

    ^^^this
     
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  17. CBRRRRR999

    CBRRRRR999 Well-Known Member

    On paper write out a pro/con list of every possible qualification you and her bring to the table along with any known disqualifying characteristics.
    Most of us have at least one " one that got away " we occasionally regret.
    Still married to my unicorn 28 years later after spending the firdt half my life chasing ass and adrenaline around the world.
     
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  18. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    Trust me, this girl is not highscool level. Not about looks, a big personality in her town. She just messaged me, I swear its true, A beautiful girl is not used to being ignored, when you do it a light goes off, why doesn't this guy like me
     
  19. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    You're playing hard to get and she's gonna walk.
     
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  20. Razr

    Razr Well-Known Member

    You should wait 7 days to call her back:D
     
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  21. TurboBlew

    TurboBlew Registers Abusers

    this works better when you use an origami fortune teller!! Just ask all the gals I went to elementary school with...lol
     
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