I'll give it a try too I guess.... That'd only be funny if you know what I look like and posting that image here would scare the chilluns!
Year, Duck Dynasty. I try and grow facial hair and all I get is a Charlie Chaplin and I start talking with a german accent and posturing and waving my arms when I speak. Weird.
Dude, If I could grow a full beard or any of that shit I'd have had sideburns for years now that would make Ben Bostrom envious.
True. True. I've only had 2 haircuts this year and haven't trimmed my beard in over a month. You can't tell where the nose hair starts and the beard ends, or where the ear hair starts and the long hair over the ears ends. Sometimes less maintenance can be a good thing.
Movember made me look like a used car salesman. The itchiness is why I stopped doing it. Now I just give 50$ to whoever amongst my friends is doing it and I am much better off.
Been wearing a beard for a couple months now. Might shave the beard off into a wicked handle bar mustache though. and vacate your head
If that is happening to you I'm sorry to hear that. I am almost 50 years old and I still have a nice thick luxurious full head of hair and I am growing it long like a damn hippie. I look like The Dude right now. I was fortunate to get it from my grandfather as you know they say baldness skips a generation. I have also noticed recently that bald people seem to be very angry. I wonder why that is?
More accurately, the dominant gene controlling baldness is on the x chromosome -- so you get the trait from your mother's side of lineage.