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Damn. I guess guns aren't the whole problem...

Discussion in 'The Dungeon' started by crashman, May 1, 2017.

  1. crashman

    crashman Grumpy old man

  2. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    We should ban any knife with any sharp edges or points. That's the logical thing the liberals will want.
     
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  3. XFBO

    XFBO Well-Known Member

    Was it an evil black knife?
     
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  4. crashman

    crashman Grumpy old man

    I think it was a high capacity model...
     
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  5. turtlecreek

    turtlecreek Well-Known Member

    Suppressed for sure.
     
  6. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    Freakin' evil black fully automatic knives should be on some sort of banned list.

    [​IMG]
     
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  7. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    No matter how many times you fire it, the magazine is still full.
    And you can use it to cut your Fluffernutter in half.
     
  8. crashman

    crashman Grumpy old man

    Turkeys and hams everywhere would be safer!
     
  9. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    I bet more kids are injured by knives than guns.
     
  10. Resident Plarp

    Resident Plarp drittsekkmanufacturing.com

    Was it a registered assault knife or just a standard wooden grip kitchen knife?
     
  11. crashman

    crashman Grumpy old man

    I know over the last month I have cut myself several times but have not shot myself once...:D
     
  12. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    And you weren't raped. :D
     
  13. Pittenger5

    Pittenger5 Well-Known Member

    Surprised no one managed to subdue him with their open carry dildos
     
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  14. Pittenger5

    Pittenger5 Well-Known Member

    Not assault knife fortunately, but good ol Jim Bowie better watch out. "was armed with a “Bowie-style” hunting knife"
     
  15. brex

    brex Well-Known Member

    Wait for the LWNs to come in here with their "if he had a gun" bullshit. Always happens.
     
  16. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    If he had a gun he wouldn't have a need for a damn fully automatic assault knife.
     
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  17. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    Well there was the evening when he had a few drinks, things got out of hand and he had his way with himself.
     
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  18. crashman

    crashman Grumpy old man

    Not for lack of trying!:D
     
  19. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    Sometimes a brotha gotta take matters into his own hands....:D
     
  20. blkduc

    blkduc no time for jibba jabba

    Do you know how the bad guy was stopped? Well, it appears that it was by a good guy with a gun...another student who was carrying.

    http://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/20...nt-reportedly-stopped-mass-stabber-ut-austin/

    This is the same campus that went all lib crazy when it became legal for students to carry on campus. Professors walked out, some quit, they staged "cocks not glocks" protests where they all walked around with dildos hanging on their backpacks. So how do these snowflakes feel about a good guy with a gun now?
     

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