Crazy bird

There's a bird in my neighbors tree that sings all night and not a peep out of him during the day. True story, the end​

 

Shine a spotlight on the tree at night.

 

There was bipolar Mockingbird living in my yard in nc. Sing all night. Dude take a break! Get some water. Take a nap. Nope.

You're screwed unless you can get that bird laid.

"Although all adult male mockingbirds sing during the day, only a bachelor sings at night. The night music that's driving you crazy is a love song. Law is on the side of love and the bird, for the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918 makes it illegal to kill, harm, or harass the mockingbird (and other migratory birds)."

 

My neighbor might shoot me.

 

Check you out. Knowing some shit
I learned something today

 

Yep, and hypothetically I'm not supposed to be allowed to deflate the groundhogs on my parent's place that have allegedly been deflated.

Ironically it's ok to drop all the coyotes I want to...

We live in a strange world.

 

Or...

 

They used to make (maybe still do?) 22 ammo with bird shot in it. I have about 20 shells left that are maybe 50 years old.......

 

Finding a mockingbird at night can't be easy....

 

I bought my Gamo just to kill Mockingbirds. I hate them!

 

Close your window.

 

I often wondered what was singing outside my house at midnight.

I figured it was just a side-effect (benefit?) of living in the country.

 

It's closed

 

Then open it.

And put the Marshall stack in front of it and crank out some Megadeth.

 

Rat Shot.

 

I think he is drinking liquor and partying over there

 

I got bigger fish to fry (moles) than to cock block the bird. Let him sing, makes me laugh

 

that was interesting.. Ive wondered about those all night party animals a time or two myself. i thought it was something todo with a full or close to full moon and did notice the ones I had, shut up on new moons.

 

yeah, it is hard to find off the shelf anymore though.

 

.410 = problem solved.