Craziest LEGAL thing you’ve done...

I was asked what the craziest legal thing I’ve done. At first I started thinking of my college days, but the legal stipulation bars most of them.

I guess it might be sleeping with one of my mom’s friends.

I’d really have to sit and think on this.

How about you guys, what’s the craziest LEGAL thing you’ve done?

 

Signed up for this place.

 

I plead the fifth I drank.

But seriously, probably played bull poker. Twice.

 

Came back after the initial sign-up.

 

Got married

 

Yeah I'm gonna go ahead and label you the winner. Ain't doing that once.

 

Well, I've stood up, enrolled in a prominent university and cornered low. Don't know how much crazier you can get.

 

Not sure if totally legal but I open hand slapped an Army Ranger in the face once. Once.

Yes, he fucked me up badly.

 

You can post up your report from said prominent university for all the beeb to see

Pictures or charging statement or it didn't happen.

 

You'd be good at it. The whole point of it is to not have a move.

 

Reminds me of the Bull Slapping scene from Wild Hogs. One of my personal faves.

 

He said “crazy” not “stupid”.

EDIT - in fairness, I popped my brother in the mug about 3 weeks after he completed Ranger school.

As the saying goes,” I don’t remember anything else that happened the rest of that day”.

 

I planted my tomatoes in my garden a full three weeks prior to the last frost date. Living on the edge.

 

If the statute of limitations has passed, is it considered legal?

 

Beac wins.

 

This is your safe space feel free to exhale

 

We didnt carry many cameras 27 years ago. You will have to take my work but I will add, I had NO IDEA he was even former military at all. I was not thinking I was some sort of badass. He was just a dude who pissed me off until "THE PUNCH" as it came to be known.

Yes, it was one single punch. My eye closed immediately, large split on the brow squirting blood with each heartbeat. He was mortified at the damage he did with that single punch. We became good friends.

It was a teachable moment and boy did I learn.

 

I was full up with stupid when I was younger.

 

The instructions clearly say "LEGAL". We made it one full page, and no one has posted their cool story about doing something illegal yet. Simply amazing for this place.