I can tie all of those but the noose. Doesn't really seem like a useful thing to have in the repertoire.
Unless you wear a MAGA hat. Over a ski mask. In Chicago. On the coldest night in decades. And you're out to make a statement. Against a black homosexual actor. At 2am. THEN you'd wish you'd have learned the oh so useful and popular noose. "You're in MAGA counry son." Never mind Trump likely garnered 100 votes in the whole damn city. Sounds plausible. Let's go to press.
If I buy a MAGA hat, does it come with a free noose? And do I get to learn a secret white power handshake?
If this does get swept under the rug....how long until they make it into a Lifetime special made for TV film? MAGA Country: The Jussie Smollett Story
It's implied. Just pop that rascal on your head and it's all at your disposal like Wonder Twin powers. "Shape of an Orange Man. Form of a racist." It's a given man. Thought you got the memo?
No MAGA hat for you! MAGA hats are only for bigots! Be damned all 60 million Americans that voted for him. Racists...all of you!
Nope but if you join the DNC you get a free sheets byrd poster and a instructional pamphlet on how to apply black face.
If they did and they filed a police report or lied to the FBI / Congressional committee, then they should be prosecuted without doubt. If it was just lying to the media and they recanted before any testimony or official statement was given then there is no point. It isn't a crime to lie to the media, which is a good thing for pretty much every politician.
I don't want to wear a MAGA hat. Can I wear a Cleveland Indians or Redskins hat? Or just go all Honky Lips and wear a Red Sox hat?
Well, I'd prefer a micro level of micro aggression. Maybe I'll just give my male cat a male name and leave it at that.