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Chicago hate crime

Discussion in 'The Dungeon' started by Robby-Bobby, Jan 31, 2019.

  1. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    Racist ass honky....
     
  2. CB186

    CB186 go f@ck yourself

    My rigga!

    :D
     
  3. Spang308

    Spang308 Well-Known Member

    I knew someone was going to take the bait. :crackup:
     
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  4. nigel smith

    nigel smith Well-Known Member

    I can tie all of those but the noose. Doesn't really seem like a useful thing to have in the repertoire.
     
  5. Spang308

    Spang308 Well-Known Member

    Unless you wear a MAGA hat. Over a ski mask. In Chicago. On the coldest night in decades. And you're out to make a statement. Against a black homosexual actor. At 2am.
    THEN you'd wish you'd have learned the oh so useful and popular noose.
    "You're in MAGA counry son."
    Never mind Trump likely garnered 100 votes in the whole damn city.
    Sounds plausible. Let's go to press.
     
  6. nigel smith

    nigel smith Well-Known Member

    If I buy a MAGA hat, does it come with a free noose? And do I get to learn a secret white power handshake?
     
  7. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

    If this does get swept under the rug....how long until they make it into a Lifetime special made for TV film?


    MAGA Country: The Jussie Smollett Story
     
  8. Spang308

    Spang308 Well-Known Member

    It's implied. Just pop that rascal on your head and it's all at your disposal like Wonder Twin powers.
    "Shape of an Orange Man. Form of a racist."
    It's a given man. Thought you got the memo?
     
  9. nigel smith

    nigel smith Well-Known Member

    I must not be on the mailing list. They probably found out about my brown wife.
     
  10. Spang308

    Spang308 Well-Known Member

    No MAGA hat for you!
    MAGA hats are only for bigots!
    Be damned all 60 million Americans that voted for him. Racists...all of you!
    :crackup:
     
  11. XFBO

    XFBO Well-Known Member

    Did some of them NOT admit to making up the story/allegation???
     
  12. sheepofblue

    sheepofblue Well-Known Member

    Nope but if you join the DNC you get a free sheets byrd poster and a instructional pamphlet on how to apply black face.
     
  13. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    It sounds like being a racist these days requires an awful lot of work.
     
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  14. 2blueYam

    2blueYam Track Day Addict

    If they did and they filed a police report or lied to the FBI / Congressional committee, then they should be prosecuted without doubt.
    If it was just lying to the media and they recanted before any testimony or official statement was given then there is no point. It isn't a crime to lie to the media, which is a good thing for pretty much every politician.
     
  15. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    I don't want to wear a MAGA hat. Can I wear a Cleveland Indians or Redskins hat? Or just go all Honky Lips and wear a Red Sox hat?
     
  16. Spang308

    Spang308 Well-Known Member

    Depends on the level of racism you aspire to...
     
  17. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!


    Well, I'd prefer a micro level of micro aggression. Maybe I'll just give my male cat a male name and leave it at that.
     
  18. XFBO

    XFBO Well-Known Member

    But how do you know (s)he identifies as a male, did you ask shim?
     
  19. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    He did get his nuts chopped off and shit. . . .
     
  20. Spang308

    Spang308 Well-Known Member

    It's a THEY!!!
     

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