Can I Just Vent A Little?

You're a f@cking kicker. You have one f@cking job! You don't have to block, tackle, run, throw..nothing. And you consistently miss extra points! G@ddamn f@cking Vikings! You gonna go 5-0 and now 0-5? F@cking c@cksucking football team. Every year...every damn year.

Congrats on the win ScottyRock.

 

Feel better??

 

Go Packers !

 

Dude, want to feel better? Watch the Steelers kicker play hacky sack with the ball on an onside. It was funny but still, I was throwing f-bombs like a pro.

 

No.


I figured you would've messaged me to rub it in, Skrawny.

This is enough to drive a man towards heroin.

 

My daughter is here so I internalized. I'll see my Vikings therapist tomorrow to kick out the jams.

 

My kid was sitting there but luckily had her headphones on and I went to the basement. Still, it's a miracle that you didn't hear me out at your house.

 

Since when does the Village Gimp get to come here and complain?

 

Being a Bills fan I know how you guys feel. Remind me again why we watch.

 

At least they've won a Super Bowl. Oh, wait. Oooops, my bad.

 

The guy 1 office over from me had a very similar rant but he was a bit more vulgar. Once he calmed down a bit he was all "What the hell do I expect. These are the Queenies that I grew up with..."

 

A missed extra point by the highest paid kicker in football cost my team a SB visit last season.

 

The closest I've been to that is the 98 season when Anderson missed that field goal. Possibly the drunkest I've ever been while still being able to kinda stand up.

My dad laughs at me every year. He was around for the Super Bowl losses so he gave away all his f@cks already.

 

Every year...

 

The new Vikings stadium is really cool though

 

I was living in Rochester NY while the Bills went on their 0-4 Superbowl run. But damn they were a fun team to watch.

 

It's awesome! Maybe we can get a soccer team to play there or something.

 

Putter, the queens offense sucked all around, it wasn't just Walsh.

 

I agree. Walsh just pisses me off though.

 

You think you're having it tough? Sucks for the players even more- Collins' trade last week to the Browns most likely will cost him upward of $20 mil in guaranteed contract signing bonus money next year. Add his performance today and subtract another $5 mil.