So, I step out on the stoop to have a smoke and watch the planes fly into Dulles. I take my beer (it's after 6 so it's beer time) light up my smoke and roll up the sleeves on my tshirt because it was hot out earlier and I'm a bit grimy from being at the field. So, I do a quick look around, no kids, no one around so I start scratching my balls because, why not? I'm smoking with one hand, scratching and digging and probably throwing a ball juggle in there and a shorts dig but my itching hand was outside my pants. So I look up and *BOOM* there are two cars completely full with Asians staring right at me. 10 feet at most! I'm mid nut juggle/ ball scratch/ underwear tug and there they are. I could stop, put out my smoke, pick up my beer and sneak off embarrassed or I could commit. Hey, with that smoke costing almost a quarter and I'm here. . . I dangle my smoke like some trailer park gun slinger and start scratching my ass with the other hand. Ball scratching with a shift or two with the left and an ass scratch with the right. When you're already in too deep to get out you might as well commit. Call me Metalhead 'cause I think I think I out Richied Richie. What's your latest dug a hole you might as well keep digging?
King George or Westmorland for ball scratchin privacy ……..however that damned nova sprawl is inevitable……………oh yeah, metalhead jr
Over what? Florida? You ever been to parts of Manassas or Springfield? and don't let the Maryland people give anyone shit because Dundalk. F@cked up shit you see here and just ignore because it's not the first time you've seen it this week might make the news someplace more south. If NoVa had alligators and more hurricanes. . . We just have more money. and Rednecks? You want to see a REAL redneck go to PA.
There is nothing incorrect about any of this and I would add the Arbutians on the south side to the dalk.
