Bullets you dodged?

I posted a video in general and only got a warning.

 

I call bullshit.

What? You gonna fight me?

 

There was this really hot chick back in high school. She rejected me. She’s turned out fat. Bullet dodged.

 

Got my results from MRI/MRA of my noggin back last week. It’s not a tumor causing the spasms on the left side of my face for the last 3 months - it a blood vessel rubbing against a nerve.

 

We were in a chrome style diner about 3am and sitting way over in one corner of the place when a guy with his hat pulled down and his collar up walked in and went directly to these two suits sitting at the counter and shot them both in the head and walked out. They were wise-guys with the mob and the killer was never caught. Never got to finish my omelet.

 

Jeebus, my comedic one kinda looks lame in comparison so far........

 

Similar. Was dating a chick for a few months in my late 20s. One night she shows me pictures of herself from the previous couple of years, and tells me that she worked hard to lose what had to be 80lbs. The next week I parted ways with her. Vain I know, but she didnt look good fat.

 

Helipad in Caracas working on a Bell 222 whilst the drug peeps were taking pot shots at us from a chabolas.

 

Yeah I know. But it really wasnt going anywhere, and it was just an excuse to me.

 

Highschool,
too many beers,
causeway draw bridge goes up,
got out of the car with many other gawkers to take a look,
leaned over the side concrete edge of the bridge a bit too far
concrete edge acted like a fulcrum against my belly and my feet went over my head like a teeter totter
caught myself with my hands on the edge of the wall just as a buddy grabbed my feet
still get chills thinking about that

 

I like chubby women.I like skinny women. Hell......I just love women.

 

Another one was driving home from work and see a buddy just leaving him workplace and closing the gate behind him. Hit the brakes and pull onto the shoulder. Throw it in reverse to go chat with him. When I hit the brakes, left wheels were on the pavement, right wheels on gravel. Well that combination when backing up isnt so good, and the car swung 90deg into opposite lane traffic. Got T-boned by a car doing 60mph. Luckily just behing the drivers door. Like bumper just missed the back of the seat. Buddy was cool as can be and says to me when I step out of the car "That was close". Another foot and I would have been in a world of hurt.

 

Doing linework during a storm I had a tree limb break and get caught up in the primary. It was big, probably north of a couple thousand pounds, and pulling the wire pretty hard. I tied the wire off to another tree to take some of the spring out of it, and then cut a 4' piece off to free the wires. There was more tension in the wire than I realized, and it was still able to shoot the piece past me and missing my face by about 6", at no less than a million miles an hour. Any time I approach a tree with the saw now I think about that night, and try not to do anything stupid.

 

Him and H8ter in the same bar at the same time...

 

While in high school I removed the “Do Not Remove” tag from my bed mattress. Been on the run ever since.

 

I’m not sure what to make of that.

 

H8tr was before your time. He's a walking talking fun maker until...