Bizarre Florida

Fack...dude's number was up. Period.

 

Wow , i’d like to know what kinda of helmet . Was it a metal Nazi helmet , or maybe a cooking pot that i’ve Seen some morons wear in the past .

 

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-squeezed-boyfriends-privates-until-they-bled-cops

 

They meant she squeezed his vagina.

 

I hope Dee and them are ok...

 

Hahaha...My (ex) brother in Law is an IHB cop...i'll have to ask him about that one!

 

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-cops-arrest-man-stole-pool-floats-personal-sexual-pleasure

 

Damn. Bandit beat me to it

 

This is a good one... LOL

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/flor...zGABBitnlfaiOwDeduaYBHDIXI2gBI6CHs3Yv8DJDj81c

 

Aren't those guns half hers?

 

A Quiz From Time Magazine.

https://time.com/5608485/florida-ma...utm_content=2019062619pm&xid=newsletter-brief

 

At least she was safe from being assaulted by her husband while she was in the hoosegow.

 

Not Florida, but our town faced a dilemma when the Chief of Police had a restraining order served on him by his wife. By Massachusetts law, you're supposed to turn in any weapons you have.
Our solution was to allow him to carry while at work, but he had to turn in his weapon before he punched out.

 

Florida man at it again!

 

Loser !!

 

I do that all the time in GTA V lol

 

Woman caught on tape peeing into ice cream bucket, spitting on ice cream

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...-spitting-ice-cream-peeing-bucket/1691049001/

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Ex-Florida deputy accused of planting drugs on dozens of unsuspecting drivers, forcing prosecutors to drop 119 cases

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/cr...in~deputy-516p~~1~yes-art~curated~curatedpage

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