Bizarre Florida

Not so fast, he's the Mayor!!!! He'll get off with just a slap on the wrist.

 

Yep. That's how it works here.

 

In paradise?

 

I guess not everyone's a rare coin collector


https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/02/22/florida-man-steals-rare-coins-change-machines/

 

"Unrelated drug charges"? I think not.

 

https://cyclingmagazine.ca/video/wa...B3lA0vKb1C8RbXmdr4sMsXLUS7hYyLeN5DS2Skt2hvKAk

 

There is a twitter/facebook challenge. Google Florida Man and your birthdate, then post the first headline. Example: Florida Man July 27

Mine:

Florida man caught trying to steal ice cream truck

 

No way am I posting a link.

 

This happened on my birthday...

Police: Florida man hits 2 women with van in dispute, killing 1
https://wsvn.com/news/local/police-florida-man-hits-2-women-with-van-in-dispute-killing-1/

 

This is the first one up I get, its a good one too

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-...ng-himself-at-eateries-placed-on-house-arrest

 

https://www.upi.com/Florida-man-rides-on-hood-of-car-going-70-mph/1751529982029/

 

I got a good one too: https://www.trentonian.com/news/flo...cle_28a879da-7257-5633-88fc-5d7453c20800.html

 

Tame:

Florida man arrested for attempted striptease at restaurant

 

Florida Man Prompts Evacuation at Taco Bell After Bringing Grenade He Found While Fishing

https://www.google.com/amp/s/ktla.c...-bringing-grenade-he-found-while-fishing/amp/

 

Florida Man Shits In Fort

or something close.

 

You guys have slackers... here’s how you do it!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/soapys-coin-laundromat-defiled-194032

 

Florida seems to be on a roll this week.

 

Yup...Dits has become the role model down here.

 

Not just Florida men. LOL

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article228227534.html

 

Spring fever.