Bizarre Florida

He was probably just trying to unclog the toilet.

 

got to love this s**t . florida hands down. somthing in the water!

 

Meh. Still nothing to take the title back from Texas and that woman drinking wine from a pringles can and riding around in the walmart parking lot on a mobility scooter.

 

C'mon Dave...she was normal.
We got guys that take bath salts and eat faces.

 

Yep. That one is truly unmatched.

 

Don't poke the bear, and don't eat the officer's food.

http://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/police-florida-woman-arrested-after-eating-officer-s-lunch

 

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?st...7063942324722,"share_id":0}]}}&__tn__=*s*sH-R

 

On drugs...
Dealing drugs...
Practicing medicine without a licence...
Firing at the SWAT team.



Buh bye douchenozzle.

 

Firing at the SWAT team before he knew that they really were SWAT, I'd give him a pass.

Any buncha assholes can bust into your house screamin, "POLICE!!! SEARCH WARRANT!!!" Anyone in the lifestyle he apparently lived is logically going to be armed and ready for a rival dealer to try to break in and rob him posing as popo.

It doesn't take a tacticool mind to conceive that this was a very likely result of a no knock raid. Wouldn't it have been much simpler to just wait for him to go to dinner and arrest him quietly?

 

That's the way the cookie crumbles...

 

Because a soundtrack always helps.

https://www.floridatoday.com/story/...t-pierce-police-officer-suspended/2963631002/

 

Deputies say Smith admitted to throwing the cookie at the woman without her consent.

 

He should have thrown Omega 3 capsules instead.







Because then her injuries would have been super fish oil...

 

That's punny.

 

I just find it hilarious the news station call letters are WJBF.