Bizarre Florida

The Keys are great . . . to visit. I tho't about moving down there at one point. Only problem I could not overcome: You need to be prepared to turn the key in the lock and walk away from it all when the big blow comes. And I mean literally walk away from everything - expect nothing to be left when you return. No thanks. Grew up on the Gulf Coast and I know what a hurricane can mean. I know it's only stuff, but, I spent a lifetime accumulating that stuff.

Cheers,

Dave

 

It might be difficult to load up and move a dozen or so BSAs (in various states of disassembly) in a hurry.

 

Good point. One could argue: How can you be too upset about walking away from piles of junk?

Yeah, probably wouldn't worry too much about a big blow coming, and what consequences it might bring. Hell, that would be the entertainment.

Cheers,

Dave

 

Flying cans of beans fell hammer-wielding suspect in Florida grocery store

 

Assault Beans

 

High capacity, assault beans!

 

So that's where the phrase "He got beaned" comes from....

 

Future Floridian?

http://www.unionleader.com/crime/bo...rests-in-afternoon-then-next-morning-20180625

 

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/07/11/armless-miami-man-charged-with-stabbing-chicago-tourist.html

First I thought it said homeless then I reread it.

 

You have to admire the creativity...

 

wJBF......Ha!

 

This is.....sadly.....happening about 5 minutes from where I work.

https://www.floridatoday.com/story/...urne-and-has-become-crowd-favorite/787025002/

 

I think you need to move.

 

It's sad people have that little respect for property that they would go litter like that.

 

When I first glanced at the pic, I thought it was Crutchlow

 

Dude...we didn't really mean F#(K the gator.

 

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/08/0...to-get-away-from-giant-spider-police-say.html

Not just crack, but meth AND crack... At what point do you say, "Crack just isn't enough!" Or, "Meth just isn't enough!"