Bitches dig Alex Kors...

Alex was dropping some stuff off at my house yesterday before he makes his way back to Cali. My wife was holding our almost 5 month old female puppy and she got so exited to see him that she peed all over my wife.I am not sure why but my dogs both love him. Either they are both good judges of character or they are both bad judges of character. The fact that he is showing up at my house while I am in Alaska working does sort of concern me though. Having a younger tall skinny inked up guy showing up at my house while I am gone should start a few rumors though.

 

Butt smell?..

 

One time... Mr. Kors had a new puppy. a bunch of us went down to Huntington Beach to have a bonfire and get drunkenly retarded. two chicks came up to check out his puppy at one point and ooo-ahh about him. when one of the girls bent down to pet her, she kicked a bunch of sand straight down the top of her shirt from a giant hole she was digging. it was glorious and exactly what needed to happen. his spirit speaks to dogs.

(also that night we watched a drunk guy ride a bicycle face first into a palm tree and it was hilarious like a cartoon)

 

I cradled piper like a baby for at least 20-30 minutes on thanksgiving.

 

And Poe was looking at you like "what the fuck dude..."

I just find it really funny that Piper got so excited that she pissed all over Lori...

 

It was a lot. It was on her and all over the ground. It was kind of hilarious.

 

Ratchet chicks dig Michael Kors

 

This is a great story, I'm going to have my wife read it later, she'll get a kick out of it too.

 

In the immortal words of William Shakespeare who da' f@ck in Alex Kors?

 

He makes purses.

 

Thought that was a michael? You couldn't get with michael kors if you were f'ing michael koooors!

 

Who knows, dude sounds like he sucks though.

 

I see what you did. Gangsta.

 

Some fucker that blows in to town, breaks a bunch of peoples shit and then leaves...

 

You left out " does your wife"

 

I am away over 1/2 of the time. If the young lovely wanted a bit on the side I am pretty sure she would not have a ton of trouble finding a willing participant. If it is happening it may as well be with someone I like that I know is moving away! Not to mention I think the chances of him breaking the bike would be higher than the chances of him breaking the wife. He would probably just get down on the floor and play with the puppies anyhow...

 

So you're saying she enjoys rugburn?