Ok, if I'm reading this correctly, this guy has a pecker that works like a switchblade knife because it springs to life when he pushes a button, and it can probably run 40 mph, (the pecker can cause it's bionic) and is eight inches long so a bunch of chicks are chasing it as it runs. What's not to like? http://www.nydailynews.com/man-penis-ripped-child-bionic-replacement-article-1.2334100
