Biker Art: The shark has been jumped....

I work next to the local "American" AssHammer and T shirt store, and last Saturday they had a big party in the parking lot, with tents, a beer truck and a mysterious object covered by a tarp....

I went to work Monday AM, and there it was....

At first I thought it was a totaled street bike, dropped off for repairs...

Then, I thought it was a bike parked on the nearby railroad bridge, hit by a freight train, then fell off the side, crashing to the street below... :wow:

But no......




















It's a MODERN ART MASTERPIECE!!!!



I can only imagine what Gunnery Sgt. Hartman would have to say.... :down:



Not sure if Wine & Cheese was served at the premier....

 

Looks like the tree up at Tail of the Squids

 

that big rock in front of it is aesthetically more pleasing.

 

What the damn hell???

 

Grom wheel up front.

 

How do you know that's the front?

 

You should be a good neighbor . . . .















and offer them another tarp.

 

... than anything inside the store or out.

finished your sentence for you.

 

Lemme guess. Orange County Choppers?

 

Which end is the front end?


edit: I looked at the picture more closely and now I get the reference to "AssHammer and T shirt store."

 

well, they had to do something with all the parts that fell of those hardleys.

 

Ya know, with a twisted imagination and some strong drugs, that could almost be . . . . an iron horse. Almost.

 

Now I see it. Or maybe it's one of those oft promised flashbacks.

 

That's the best looking bike I've seen come out of Orange County.

 

Is that Karl Malden's nose? Meow meow meow...

 

I was hoping under the tarp was the newest made in India Hindu-Davidson,
Or maybe the prototype of the new
2017 WideGlidingSoftSpringingBaggingNightStreetElectra, but no such luck.....

 

H-D of Cincinnati... Not High Def, though....

 

Fugly.