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Beef Jerky is dead

Discussion in 'General' started by BHP41, Jun 23, 2019.

  1. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    Quiet you. Don't you know the first rule of the beeb?

    Rule 1: If anyone posts on a thread WHO ACTUALLY HAS DIRECT KNOWLEDGE OF THE TOPIC DISCUSSED.......will be scorned till the end of time.

    Just trying to help you out bruh.
     
  2. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    your right, I'll stay in my place and stick to keep talking about meaningless relationships
     
  3. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    The beeb excels in complicating the simplest of everything. :beer:
     
  4. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    But the challenge is making @Metalhead even simpler. :Poke:
     
  5. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    Can't be done. I'm the epitome of simplicity. Ain't proud of it....but it's true.
     
  6. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    kind of ironic that everyone has a thousand ways to make beef jerky and it was invented since the beginning of time as long as you had salt
     
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  7. Shenanigans

    Shenanigans in Mr.Rogers neighborhood

    Who has the good the good jerky? Send me some, please
     
  8. dsapsis

    dsapsis El Jefe de los Monos

    Well, you do it wrong it's pathogenic, so there is that.
     
  9. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    I have guests paying 200 grand a week to eat the food I'm cooking so it better be spot on. There are a lot of marinades to make beef jerky, dry it out, its beef jerky, if you want it hot add chilies, if you want it sweet add sugar
     
  10. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    200k for the food? How much is the boat?
     
  11. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    Leave him alone. It’s still early in the day wherever he is. Let him get his first Rum Running in him.
     
  12. YamahaRick

    YamahaRick Yamaha Two Stroke Czar

    He didn't say US$.

    q.jpg
     
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  13. SuddenBraking

    SuddenBraking The Iron Price

    You should open up a restaurant.
     
  14. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    Damn that was cold.
     
  15. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    No and no, that would interfere with taking 4 months vacation a year, statistically its pretty much the worst investment in the world. Very few businesses do you consider yourself ahead making 4% on the dollar
     
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  16. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    Dude just owned the beeb.
     
  17. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    you guys can laugh all you want, I'll still be here just like I was last month in Nicaragua on a beach on vacation:beer:
     
  18. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    There have been years that would have been an awesome return for a General Contractor...or grocery store.
     
  19. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

    I need to get my ass back in gear on this and try making a few batches.....I was watching a video on youtube and the guy was making jerky with an air fryer. He described the finished product as a bit more on the still moist/tender side as opposed to dried/leather consistency.

    Any of you fellas have any experience making jerky w/ an air fryer?
     
  20. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    maybe, but don't put your money in a restaurant
    breakfast
     

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