Bad Teachers thread

Boy, does she look different in her mugshot...

 

Women are the text book case for false advertising. Until you strip off the make up, push up bras and spanx you really have no idea just how bad it may be. It's like a car with an Maaco paint job. It may look ok initially but under all that paint you just know there is a ton of shoddy body work.

 

You're absolutely correct.

She's not homely or anything, but she damn sure doesn't look like the first photo I saw.

 

That's why its called make-up, not make-down.

 

War paint.

 

Oh, and queue up all the dudes who's bitches roll out of bed looking like a 10.

 

Might as well say, "you're not allowed to judge unless you've worn makeup" while you're at it.

 

If your wife doesn't look like a 10 to you when she rolls out of bed you married the wrong woman.

 

damn...i thought it was about the personality.

 

Nope. She looks damn good when she does, but I also like when she primps up a bit.

 

No...clearly it's all about the sex. That's the foundation lasting relationships are built on.

 

Well that's like Spinal Tap. You like it when so goes to 11...

 

You wear glasses, don't you?

 

No...

 

You're supposed to go swimming on the first date.

 

Except they have really good waterproof paint now and ones that last for more than a day.

 

https://www.kxii.com/content/news/M...f-having-sex-with-two-students-498064921.html

 

"She also confessed to drinking and “backroading” with - then waking up next to - the 16 year old, but told the Ranger she couldn't remember if they'd had sex."

I thought backroading meant something else

Is it really just driving around drunk on back roads?

 

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=backroading