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Bad Teachers thread

Discussion in 'The Dungeon' started by BigBird, Nov 5, 2014.

  1. Dits

    Dits Will shit in your fort.

    I've noticed a trend of duck-face car selfies with these teachers.

    In my experience, that's a HUGE indicator of outright bat shit crazy.
     
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  2. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

    Found this teacher's porn videos online. Apparently she made 3 so far that I can find. Not really worth the effort of tracking them down :rolleyes:
     
  3. Potts N Pans

    Potts N Pans Well-Known Member

    Which teacher?? :eek:
     
  4. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    His high school gym teacher, Mr Cataldo.
     
  5. Orvis

    Orvis Well-Known Member

    The student will go through life with two major problems. One is that he will forever regret losing that chick and two, he will forever be in pain because of repeatedly breaking his arm by trying to pat himself on the back. I feel so sorry for him. :(
     
  6. Orvis

    Orvis Well-Known Member

    She is good looking for sure. That little bastard is undoubtedly a God among his friends.:bow:
     
  7. Repo Man 32

    Repo Man 32 Lifetime Member

    His Third problem:

    He'll never have a girl hotter than her.

    He peaked too early..... :(
     
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  8. XFBO

    XFBO Well-Known Member

  9. Dits

    Dits Will shit in your fort.

  10. dsmitty37

    dsmitty37 Well-Known Member

    Its the need to nurture or express their authority, what else could it be? Most of these girls are attractive and could go pick up any stud at the bar/grocery store/gas station/walking down the street, so why choose a kid barely out of the SpongeBob watching phase?
     
  11. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    Phase?
     
  12. sharkattack

    sharkattack Rescued pets over people. All day, every day

    You mean people actually stop watching SpongeBob...?
     
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  13. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    Only when Salute Your Shorts comes on. :D
     
  14. XFBO

    XFBO Well-Known Member

    Because they become ADDICTED to the reaction teen boys give them not only from looking at their nekkid body but also by their touch.

    We kinda touched up on it in here already and make jokes about chics [and dudes] who feel the need to always update their profile pics with new selfies on their FB........I'm telling you, it's borderline mental problem.
     
  15. dsmitty37

    dsmitty37 Well-Known Member

    Phases of life
     
  16. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    You mean I will eventually not want to watch Spongebob? Noooooooooooo.
     
  17. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    There is no post Sponge Bob phase of life. Nor is there a post Bugs Bunny or many many other cartoons phase of life :D
     
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  18. kangasj

    kangasj Banned

    Ya I guess that boing squirt thing is hard to let go of:crackup:
     
  19. sharkattack

    sharkattack Rescued pets over people. All day, every day

    And most of all, no "Post Johnny Quest" (the original, of course) phase of life!
     
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  20. dsmitty37

    dsmitty37 Well-Known Member


    Guess your right. I like watching GI Joes and Transformers with my kid
     

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