Never understood the point of this silliness. You wanna talk like a pirate then do so, drink rum every day, no need for more made up holidays. Especially if they're not good ones to drink to like St Paddys of Cinco
Just bought a couple new batteries for the porsche's on the lot. Called up and said I need three group 94 pirates. They said what? I said 94 RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Only half? You could run the beeb on a 33.6K dial-up modem if every post had an actual point. (unlike this one)
"Does the change of seasons frighten you, lad? Maybe you should step into me cabin for some comfortin' "