Any bigger beating...

than a 4 hour dance recital???

Been here 2.5hrs.

Love my little girl but oy vey....

 

My Ol lady tried to rope me in on that one year. I was like "Eff that. Call me 15 minutes before she goes on".

 

haha a dude behind me in line at the bagel shop this morning was talking to the owner about that exact thing and he was like, "i mean... i love my little girl, i love her, but how many fucking dance recitals can a man take?"

lol.

 

Yeah I have one worse. My step-daughter was in a competitive-cheerleading group and when she had a competition, sometimes hours away, all the kids regardless of age group or if yours competed at 10 a.m. had to stay for the entire event. Try sitting through 8 hours of that shit! Kids as young as 10 years old. And the music they would use for their routines! It was living hell from beginning to end for 8 hours!

 

She's in number 15, 27, and 41 out of 46 total.

I ain't going nowhere no time fast.

I need a bourbon

 

Oh shit...

Ok you win.


But this still sucks. A lot. I mean, I genuinely enjoy seeing The Girl on stage and performing, but 4 goddam hours for like 9 minutes of stage time tops.

2nd intermission...

 

I had to work a high school musical last night. It's only going to get worse for you.

 

Oh yeah, well. . . You know what, you won. Not even close.

 

Best wishes to all of you.

Except Toe. He has a choice.

 

See... that I think I'd be ok with. At least there's a story to follow along with. This... this is a compilation of 46 different songs in 3 minute snippets that aren't interconnected with questionable talent on stage. At least a high school musical has some sort of scouting process.

 

(Told the wife I had to poop. Bought myself 20 minutes)

 

And you still got shot down....

 

Go with that now and tell her something you ate is really not agreeing with you. BAM!! 20 more minutes!

 

So long as the recital ends by 9:45, and he can be tucked in by 10:00.

 

Is that when lockdown begins at Boystown?

 

I did that shit for four years!

Dance recital?? PFFF!!

Back then I could have done a 4 hour dance recital standing on my head.......on a bed of nails.....in a 4'x4' room with one meeellion mosquito's.......nekkid!!

Dude should be countin' his blessings.

 

I did 4 years with two girls. Your description was spot on. I get a headache just thinking about it.

 

I will just say I have three daughters. I moved to Texas, so the younger two are cheer/color guard, and there is at least football involved....

 

You guys are all pussies..

Just saying.
And on Father's Day eve?

I don't know where to begin.

 

As soon as she finished her last # we pulled stumps and hauled ass out. Ran home, grabbed the pups and came to camp. Much bourbon was consumed last night.

Oh, and yesterday started with a 4.5hr tour at the dojo, as The Boy is on the demo team and had 2 graduations to perform at, The Girl got her blue belt, her white/yellow in jiu jitsu and The Boy got his yellow/orange in jitsu. Left there to go to aforementioned recital, and en route watched a 72 year old dude (right in front of us) get t-boned by a 19yo dude at about 50mph. Stopped to assist and call EMS, then rolled.

Today I ain't doing shit but drinkin.