25 signs you're getting old

My 50th birthday will happen before I see you at the next race, so Trust Me, George!!!

 

I posted this one somewhere before:

My dad (see above) says he's looked forward to being old enough to get away with senility as an excuse for asocial behavior. Huh?

So he says "Think about it. You take off your clothes and run around the neighborhood peeking in windows, they take you to jail, right? Me, they take home!"

'nuf said.

Drebber

 

sure thing, fayetteville ga huh, im live in fayetteville nc

 

#26: Red Forman is now the funny character you can empathise with, and you realise the kids really do need a foot up their asses..........dammit

 

Red Forman and Murray Goldberg are the best TV dads in the history of TV.

 

I went to the zoo and rented a mobility scooter for the first time. That thing was nice. I prowled around for three hours and wasn't tired at all.

 

The ability to lay inert and become invisible. I patented that shit.

 

I can’t wait to start mouthing off at people and pretty much doing whatever the hell I want with no repercussions. I’m about 10 years away from that point

 

Prowling for hot babes I hope.

 

Guess I’m still 44 years young, or still a knucklehead not realizing his age. Only a handful applied to me.

 

Damn.

Resurrecting an 18 year old thread?

 

27. Heh?

 

Sign #26.

 

Whatever the next number is: Getting mailers for burial insurance.

 

Listening to ballerinas that your pants and sneakers make you look old.

 

The toaster startles you and you throw your back out

 

Alright, this is starting to get a little too real...

 

By the way, the answer to the question of “when are you old?”, is 53.

 

Shhhhhhhhiiiiiiitttttttt...lol.

 

The second you question if you're old...you are.